Yang Vs Afro Samurai: The Greatest Swordsman?

Started by Robtard11 pages

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
😆 did RJ just seriously say im trolling?

you're forgetting Afro was stabbed through the skull,
defeated a flying samurai robot that shoots lasers, tanks RPGs, dodges bullets, slices bullets, falls from absurd heights and lives

Also: Is able to dodge laser-fire while in the air.

that too 😊

You know, I basically decided RJ was either a. A troll or b. An idiot right when he started claiming Yang was... Neo fast. 😬

Dude.

Neo has been calculated flying at mach 3.4 or so. Then, he SURPASSED that speed, the speed he flies at creates city-wide sonic booms when he clashes with Smith. 😐

All of RJ's credibility, if any was to be had, EVAPORATED with that one claim.

Also, 400 feet per second.

That is not as fast as a bullet, nor is it fast enough to cut a missile in half, nor is it fast enough to easily swipe several bullets with your sword.

I will watch the vid with your claim and work to really counter it later, after I get over the "Neo fast" bullshit.

Originally posted by Robtard
Tell you what, quote me a time when Yang cut a bullet in half?

Now tell me, what's harder to react to, a prone human-sized opponent, or a tiny one, all but invisible to the human eye and it is moving at hundreds of feet per second?

BOOM! HEAHDSHOT, *****.

One more time, Rob. In the time it took Afro to cut a bullet in half with one sword swipe, Yang executed nine perfect sword swipes. Simple math.

Tell me, what's harder to react to, a bullet that doesn't hit back, or an opponent who is nine times faster than you?

So Afro took on tanks and shit, that has nothing to do with a sword on sword battle and you know it.

You get my point, you're just ignoring it. You didn't even argue for Afro until I argued for Yang. Funny.

Still not convinced? See below for the death blow.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You know, I basically decided RJ was either a. A troll or b. An idiot right when he started claiming Yang was... Neo fast. 😬

Dude.

Neo has been calculated flying at mach 3.4 or so. Then, he SURPASSED that speed, the speed he flies at creates city-wide sonic booms when he clashes with Smith. 😐

All of RJ's credibility, if any was to be had, EVAPORATED with that one claim.

Also, 400 feet per second.

That is not as fast as a bullet, nor is it fast enough to cut a missile in half, nor is it fast enough to easily swipe several bullets with your sword.

I will watch the vid with your claim and work to really counter it later, after I get over the "Neo fast" bullshit.

Are you stupid or something? I am talking about Yang's REACTION SPEED, the speed at which he sees and reacts to an attack.

Observe:

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FF to 4:11, when Neo's hands are but a blur. Neo was throwing maybe 5-6 punches per second. Yang performed 9 surgical sword swipes in 1/4 second.

5-6 punches per second......

9 surgical sword swipes in 1/4 second.....

See? Actually, his reaction speed is BEYOND that of Neo. Yang's reaction speed is more like Smith's here, at 2:30.

YouTube video

So I am neither A. a troll or B. An idiot right when he started claiming Yang was... Neo fast. 😬. I am C. 100% correct. You can deny it all you want, the proof it right there in the vids I posted. Deal with it.

Now......You feel stupid yet? Not gonna post here anymore. I've raped this matchup beyond repair. The only reason I am being opposed is because it is I that is saying what I am saying. That, or the MVF has a sudden case of jungle fever.

No, Afro is much faster, durable, and better with a sword than Yang. That much has bene proven, definitively. You're only making a case of Yang being awesome...but not making a case for him being better than Afro.

I haven't even seen Yang's movie. 🙂

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yea we all know Afro wins really no point in trying to convince RJ.
hell he believed a harry potter, hit girl mixture could beat a guy who would just TK their asses

the very same guy who thinks HG can beat Blade

RJ has pretty much made his mark the MVF clown.

Also were dealing with RJ's laws of psychics from his little world to what actually happens in Afro Samurai.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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😆 😆 😆

How dare you mistake my rabid fanboyism for a parody of the attitudes in this thread.

I was serialz. 😠

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

How dare you mistake my rabid fanboyism for a parody of the attitudes in this thread.

I was serialz. 😠

parody of attitudes in this thread?

i swear i still believe you & RJ are the same person

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
parody of attitudes in this thread?

i swear i still believe you & RJ are the same person

You're either an idiot, a troll, both, or didn't read the thread.

Take your pick of which one applies to you. I hope it's the last one. 😐

im both 😊

nah jk

it seems to me you were saying you were parody others posters pulling for Afro

& i also rarely read your posts anyway so... meh sue me

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
im both 😊

nah jk

it seems to me you were saying you were parody others posters pulling for Afro

& i also rarely read your posts anyway so... meh sue me

No, I was saying that he mistook my post AS that because he gave me the love smilie. I took that to mean that he thought I was making fun of everyone in the thread with a parody post.

I replied back with a joke post, as well. I'm an openly admitted Afro Samurai fanboy and he knows that better than anyone so I pretended to be angry that he mistook it for a parody because I swing from Afro's big ol' black bawlz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
One more time, Rob. In the time it took Afro to cut a bullet in half with one sword swipe, Yang executed nine perfect sword swipes. Simple math.

Tell me, what's harder to react to, a bullet that doesn't hit back, or an opponent who is nine times faster than you?

So Afro took on tanks and shit, that has nothing to do with a sword on sword battle and you know it.

You get my point, you're just ignoring it. You didn't even argue for Afro until I argued for Yang. Funny.

Still not convinced? See below for the death blow.

A bullet doesn't hit back? A bullet is the essence of "hitting", that's its only purpose.

Say what? Who is "nine times faster now?" The hell you come up with these outcomes. That bullet was far smaller and faster than those nine prone swordsmen. /fact Yang isn't as fast as a bullet. /fact. Afro has so many ridiculous feats on durability and countering speed it's not even close.

Of shit, here's where you take on self-importance again. It's also a complete line of shit, in the very first page of this thread, BEFORE you started your "Yang wins" nonsense I said "Guess I was wrong about Yang's speed." First page, numb-nuts.

So if anything, you started in on Yang's side AFTER I said Afro wins.

For the life of me, I do not know where RJ is getting his time frame from.

One fourth of a second?

The movement starts at 32 seconds in, and ends at 33-34 seconds.

That is 1-2 seconds.

But hey, let's assume for a moment that RJ's time frame is completely correct.

All right, the distance between where Yang starts and finishes his assault. I would like to be able to more accurately get the distance, but for now I will assume 10 meters, probably a little less. But ten meters is fine.

So, moving ten meters in .25 seconds is 40 meters per second.

Now, RJ says that he had to make individual movements to take out each person. Which is fair enough, hey, let's say that quadruples the speed, making Yang allegedly have a speed of 160 meters per second. Actually no **** that, let's say that because there are nine men, he had to travel the 30 meters nine times, which is ridiculously unlikely, but let's just pretend for a moment, k?

That brings him to 360 meters per second, only just BARELY above the speed of sound, by slightly less than 17 meters per second.

You know what that equates to? Not being as fast as Afro. 😐

Me wanking Yang as much as I could's speed feat does not begin to compare to casually dodging and deflecting bullets, including at one point from a gatling gun, or cutting a rocket in half, or avoiding laser fire from the Afro droid, Afro is FASTER.

And this is ignoring all the other advantages Afro has. Afro could snap Yang's neck, unless he has some durability feat I am unaware of, by squeezing hard, as showcased when with a light tap he sent a large (As in 500 pounds of muscle) man flying 30 feet away and through a wall.

Then that is ignoring that Yang would be hardpressed to signifigantly injure Afro, who has survived bridge-destroying bombs, near-impaling of his skull, prolly something else I forgot.

Afro wins. Yang at his most wanked cannot compare.

NemeBro gets a cookie for being pwnsome. 😱

Originally posted by NemeBro
For the life of me, I do not know where RJ is getting his time frame from.

One fourth of a second?

The movement starts at 32 seconds in, and ends at 33-34 seconds.

That is 1-2 seconds.

But hey, let's assume for a moment that RJ's time frame is completely correct.

No, let's not assume, let's accept. Observe:

Yang at the beginning of his first speed blitz. Note the youtube timer:

And here's Yang at the end of the attack, again, note the youtube timer:

Yeah, thought so.

All right, the distance between where Yang starts and finishes his assault. I would like to be able to more accurately get the distance, but for now I will assume 10 meters, probably a little less. But ten meters is fine.
Yes, it is 10 meters (30 feet) from where Yang begins to where he ends.

So, moving ten meters in .25 seconds is 40 meters per second.

Now, RJ says that he had to make individual movements to take out each person. Which is fair enough, hey, let's say that quadruples the speed, making Yang allegedly have a speed of 160 meters per second. Actually no **** that, let's say that because there are nine men, he had to travel the 30 meters nine times, which is ridiculously unlikely, but let's just pretend for a moment, k?

That brings him to 360 meters per second, only just BARELY above the speed of sound, by slightly less than 17 meters per second.

You know what that equates to? Not being as fast as Afro. 😐

Look at the spacing between the 9 men:

It ranges from about 5 to 15, maybe 20 feet between each man. I averaged it at about 10 feet between each man. He had to have zigzagged between each, he didn't travel in a straight line. Now, Yang, in order to have cut them all down in less than 1/4 a second (this is accurate, I just proved it), had to have performed 10 speed blitzes, each accompanied by a surgical sword swipe. Observe:

So, ten speed blitzes averaging ten feet per blitz, all in less than 1/4 second. He covered 100 meters in less than 1/4 second. That comes to 400 fps. No, that's not even close to the speed of sound. 400 fps is impressive, but that's not what I am boasting. What I am boasting is his reaction speed. The speed in which he sees an attack and reacts. Nine perfect sword swipes in less than 1/4 second, yes, this is faster than Afro (in the vids at least, if, when I watch the full movie, I see different, I'll eat my words), and yes, it IS Neo fast. It's Agent Smith fast.

BTW: Not shown in the vid is each of his 9 enemies being cut in two at the waist.

BTW: Also not shown on youtube is when Yang confronted 4 sharp shooting cowboys in a hallway that was maybe 15 feet long and 6 feet wide. Two had pistols, one a gauge, the other a machine gun. He dodged ALL their fire and raped them. The two pistoleers, he dodged from a foot away.

Me wanking Yang as much as I could's speed feat does not begin to compare to casually dodging and deflecting bullets, including at one point from a gatling gun, or cutting a rocket in half, or avoiding laser fire from the Afro droid, Afro is FASTER.
It's not "nine sword swipes in less than 1/4 second" fast.

And this is ignoring all the other advantages Afro has. Afro could snap Yang's neck, unless he has some durability feat I am unaware of, by squeezing hard, as showcased when with a light tap he sent a large (As in 500 pounds of muscle) man flying 30 feet away and through a wall.

Then that is ignoring that Yang would be hardpressed to signifigantly injure Afro, who has survived bridge-destroying bombs, near-impaling of his skull, prolly something else I forgot.

Afro wins. Yang at his most wanked cannot compare.

Hey, I'm not saying Yang has higher damage soak, I'd be foolish to do so.

What I am saying is that Yang is faster when executing sword attacks. If he cuts Afro in half, pretty sure Afro would feel it. Show me a scene where Afro does the following:

1. Speed blitzes nine men over 400 feet
2. Cuts them all in half
3. Does 1 and 2 in less than 1/4 second.

If you or anyone else can do so, I'll eat my words.

RJ look @ the Afro vs droid freefall fight
the droid was flying so fast he was appearing to teleport & what do ya know afro was fine

Afro deals with a yang speedblitz by cutting him asunder

PERIOD

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Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
RJ look @ the Afro vs droid freefall fight
the droid was flying so fast he was appearing to teleport & what do ya know afro was fine

Afro deals with a yang speedblitz by cutting him asunder

PERIOD

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See, that's the thing, a speed blitz isn't necessary. You aren't seeing what I am saying.

What I am saying is that Yang is able to execute 9 perfect sword swipes in less than 1/4 second capable of cutting ARMORED men in half. What I am saying is that Afro never, not once, showed that he can execute 9 perfect sword swipes in less than 1/4 second capable of cutting ARMORED men in half.

What I am SAYING is that Yang can attack faster than Afro can block. Sure, Afro blocked a bullet, but that was one bullet. Tell me where he blocked AND counter attacked 9 times in less than 1/4 second. Post the youtube vid and tell me at which exact point he did this.