Thanos vs. Superman: Lifting contest

Started by Black bolt z3 pages

Thanos vs. Superman: Lifting contest

Thanos and superman are each given a dungbell and told to bench press it.

They must do 5 complete lifts of it to get to the next weight.

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

Who is able to lift the dungbell for the longest?

it's "dumbbell", dumbbell

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and those weights are nothing to them

Superman. It's not even close.

I know Thanos is class 100, but based on feats, one could say he's more class 10 or so.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
it's "dumbbell", dumbbell

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and those weights are nothing to them

Then at what point do they stop? Its increased by a factor of 10 after every 5 lifts.

Like after 20 lifts it will be 1M pound. After 40 it will be 1 billion and so one.

as psycho said, neither will really struggle with the weights you listed, but superman's more sensitive sense of smell might cause him more adversity lifting a dungbell.

don't know or care

Seriously, who the **** says dungbells? That's mindboggling.

I can't even think of a way you could accidently type dungbells. That shit was intentional.

Originally posted by long pig
Seriously, who the **** says dungbells? That's mindboggling.
Originally posted by long pig
I can't even think of a way you could accidently type dungbells. That shit was intentional.
😂

Re: Thanos vs. Superman: Lifting contest

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Thanos and superman are each given a dungbell and told to bench press it.

They must do 5 complete lifts of it to get to the next weight.

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

Who is able to lift the dungbell for the longest?

gross.

dungbell

lol

Re: Thanos vs. Superman: Lifting contest

Originally posted by Black bolt z

The weights of each dungbell start at 1000 lb.

After 5 lifts it goes to 10,000 lb.

After another 5 it goes to 100,000 lb.

that's a shitload of dung 😬

Re: Re: Thanos vs. Superman: Lifting contest

Originally posted by Starscream M
that's a shitload of dung 😬

What a cunning linguist

But he's also a master debator.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
But he's also a master debator.
are you being sarcastic? 😕

Originally posted by psycho gundam
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okay guys, it was an error... quit giving BBZ shit.

Originally posted by marwash22
okay guys, it was an error... quit giving BBZ shit.
that pun was intended

arsehole

lol raw lifting no amps is superman for sure.