Thor vs. Hulk

Started by The Pict8 pages
Originally posted by ares834
Nothing Thor throws at Hulk will be able to put him out. Hulk tanked a nuke...

Wasn't a nuke

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Hulk wins.

The Hulk fought a gigantic lightning cloud, and then tanked a nuclear explosion.

There is nothing, literally nothing, in Thor's arsenal that can put him down, whereas if Hulk manages to get even a single grip on Thor, he'll use his vastly superior strength to rip him apart.

Thor may be able to fly but you guys seem to be forgetting that in the movie at least he's a completely short-ranged fighter. Even with the tornado, it was simply a way to line up a finishing blow with the hammer. Also, Thor isn't faster than Bana Hulk, who possessed the reflexes necessary to dodge missiles and even catch one in mid air. Eventually Thor's going to get too close, Hulk's gonna get a hold of him and just wail on him until he stops moving.

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Originally posted by The Pict
Wasn't a nuke
gamma bomb = nuke

The gamma bomb is indeed a nuke. Says so here in the Marvel database:

http://marvel.wikia.com/Gamma_Bomb

Originally posted by quanchi112
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I think comic fans tend to forget that the comics mean shit here, and that going by movie feats Hulk is way more impressive than Thor.

Not really sure who would win, leaning abit more towards Hulk though. But, wait, if Thor were to place Mjolnir ontop of Hulk, wouldn't it just keep him just there?

Lol, yeah it probably would.

Spoiler, I guess...

Spoiler:
He did it to Loki, just put it there on his chest like German poop, he eventually released himself from it though. I'm guessin' it was with his zappy teleportation trick though? Don't remember the scene pay-by-play.

Originally posted by Scythe
Not really sure who would win, leaning abit more towards Hulk though. But, wait, if Thor were to place Mjolnir ontop of Hulk, wouldn't it just keep him just there?
yea until hulk gets pissed off enough to move it then Thors even move phucked

How sure are you he'll move it? It's anyone's guess.

Originally posted by Scythe
Spoiler, I guess...
Spoiler:
He did it to Loki, just put it there on his chest like German poop, he eventually released himself from it though. I'm guessin' it was with his zappy teleportation trick though? Don't remember the scene pay-by-play.
Spoiler:
No Thor summoned it back to him so he could break the bridge. Loki didn't move it or get out from under it.

There's no way that this statement could be true at all in context with your previous posts.

However, I'll leave it be.

Cool.

Which version because Ang Lee's Hulk does not appear to be powered by Gamma Radiation, at all. It was just a catalyst for activating some genes. That's the extent of the role Gamma Radiation played in that version of the Hulk and no further "power-ups" were given from gr.

Then what is he powered by smartass? What was that luminous green energy that looks an awful lok like the gamma bomb that was pouring out of his chest in the final fight? Green Giant energy? You've seen the 'making of, commentary, and featurettes', coughbullshitcough so I guess you'd know.

Let's make sure I understand you correctly: You made up an attribute of the Hulk (it's also wrong as the movie contradicts your claim, as I've pointed out) and are now justifying that with "it's just fiction"?

No I'm pointing out that gamma radiation need not work in a scientifically accurate way inside a fictional superhero universe.

What you're doing is trying to skirt the point by pretending there's a massive difference between being at ground zero and a few hundred yards away from ground zero.

Actually I really don't know what you're talking about and I'm trying to get you to tell me.


If that were my point.

You did see my pointS, right? You know, the ones that show that it's clearly a nuke (a more advanced version of a dirty bomb ("gamma bomb" is not new to Ang Lee's Hulk. ) and irrelevant because it had the same effects of a nuke.

So basically its a nuke because it made a mushroom cloud?

*slow clap*

Hulk getting blasted by gamma would have the same effect of tossing to Human Torch into a burning building. Jack. All.

Ahhhh, the ol' "it was sarcasm" ploy. I'm not buying it. If you want to troll someone, go bother RJ: he loves it.

I was talking about the thumbs up to your pisspoor attempts at assertiveness. That was a sarcastic thumbs up. It should really read as a thumbs down.

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Originally posted by Nemesis X
The gamma bomb is indeed a nuke. Says so here in the Marvel database:

http://marvel.wikia.com/Gamma_Bomb

Movie only please.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Movie only please.

In that case, it's not a nuke, but it's comparable to a nuke. It produced a massive mushroom cloud, devastated an area and Ross even said "he couldn't have survived that" , despite seeing what the Hulk was previously capable of.

Ross is a stupid dick though.

Man.

Are you all really gonna make me go watch the ****ing 2003 garbage-ass Hulk movie again? 🙁

Hulk was good though. Better than the remake. I don't kow why they remade it, the first one was awesome. I guess it was too highbrow for the audience. I remember one review criticised it for being 'humourless.' No shit *****, it was actually trying to be a serious movie. And succeeded.

The first one was garbage.

I love how people who like bad movies defend it by saying it was "Too highbrow and smurtz for joo."

>:[

I meant that it was a serious toned movie with alot of talking rather than HULK SMASHiness.

Originally posted by NemeBro

Are you all really gonna make me go watch the ****ing 2003 garbage-ass Hulk movie again? 🙁

No need.

He gets stronger and larger the more he fights:

-Threw a 65 tons M1A1 Abrams tank well over a mile.
-Ripped a massive chuck of rock out the side of a cliff when his father 'went' into it(might have thrown this too).
-Dug his way out of massive amounts of rock rubble and under the streets of San Francisco

Very high levels of durability:

-Gamma dogs couldn't bite through his skin
-Took an anti-tank (the depleted uranium spike) shell to the chest, some mild pain had.
-Carpet bombing flack managed to give him a small flesh wound on his Trapezius
-Had million tons of rock come crashing down on his head
-Tanked various attacks from his father, electrical(enough to power a small city), storms, drowning and power-drain.
-Took a free-fall from the Troposphere/Stratosphere
-Survived the gamma bomb(which looks comparable to a nuke)
-Has a Wolverine-like healing-factor

Speed and agility:

-Ran at well over 200mph
-Caught a missile with bare hands

durthor

Originally posted by Robtard
Because it's safe to say Hulk is as durable as that beast. Yeah.

Ok cool, and you are basing this information on....? Yeah.