Vodo Siosk Baas Versus Darth Maul

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Vodo Siosk Baas Versus Darth Maul

Location: Senate Rotunda on Coruscant - same place where Yoda and Palpy concluded their fight. (atop the floating pods)

1. Force

2. Saber

3. All out

馃槈

On the one hand, we have a Sith apprentice whose skill is established by various sources. He's referred to as one of the deadliest Sith apprentices in history, he's a master of Juyo (which requires him to be a high-end master of multiple forms), and his fighting skills are extraordinary even when compared to Anoon Bondara, whose swordsmanship was among the mightiest of the era.

On the other, we have a well-dressed crustacean who trained Exar Kun. I realize that according to some people, that would be enough.

And with that in mind, I'd say Vodo has a clear advantage: He's from an earlier (better) generation and trained Exar Kun.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
well-dressed crustacean
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Originally posted by RagingBoner

I realize that according to some people

Marius is extremely formidable to say the least, when it comes to the art of Debate, and he always seems to know what he's talking about.

His grasp of Jedi and Sith Lore is considerable.

Originally posted by RagingBoner

And with that in mind, I'd say Vodo has a clear advantage: He's from an earlier (better) generation and trained Exar Kun.

So he wins this, eh? With the Force or just with Saber?

Maul wins.

The logical fallacies involved in fellating the ancient jedi and sith is no match for the rampant bullshit required to make Maul sound formidable.

Well somebody didn't like Advent. 馃槢

I love Advent. Just, not the triangle between us and Maul.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
He's referred to as one of the deadliest Sith apprentices in history,

I don't exactly buy that. He's 3rd-out-of-3 of Sidious's apprentices, and almost every Rule of Two Sith Master since Bane was an apprentice too right up to the moment they kill their master. Zannah right before she beat Bane, Sidious himself, etc. etc..

Well being 'one of the deadliest is very ambiguous. Is he top 2? Top 10? Top 100? 1000? We don't know. The quote itself is therefore rather meaningless.

I thought the quote was "the deadliest". Is it really "one of"? If so, that makes the argument even more mind numbingly retarded then I remember.

No, Maul being the deadliest apprentice would be the retarded thing. Especially given that he lost to Vader, another apprentice that one time. And Zannah and Bane would kick his shit in. As would Dooku.

Luke Skywalker. Ulic Qel-Droma. Bandon. Naga Sadow. ****ing Starkiller. Maul was far from the best.

According to the Complete Visual Dictionary he is referred to as "one of the deadliest Sith apprentices in history."

Huh. That's... disappointing.

Do you think Jacen ever counted as an apprentice? He kind of learnt from Lumiya and lizard chick. But kind of not.

I think your Mom counted as my apprentice last night.

Maul. Pretty easily, actually. Vodo fought duels with a lightsaber-resistant stick.

I honestly don't know why anybody considered him a saber master. He seems more like a very gifted retard that nobody corrected because they felt sorry for him and didn't want to shatter his beliefs by informing him that a saber-resistant stick can't actually cut people.

Vodo made his stick better than almost any lightsaber.

Maul lost to a padawan.

Vodo wins!

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Nah, Kun was a bonafide Sith Lord. He put some skill points into lightsaber badassery, Sith alchemy, and New-fangled lightsaber crafting.

And you editing makes me look totally numb now. Thx ass.

I wasn't going to say anything but... haermm