Who's the biggest Sith Catnip?

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Who's the biggest Sith Catnip?

Throughout the eras, many characters have made various Sith look and say, "Ooooh, I want that one as my apprentice!"

Cade and Luke Skywalker, Satele and Bastilla Shan, etc..

If the sith could, say, draft apprentices out of any known SW character of an era, who do you think various sith lords would want as their top draft picks?

*Edit* Say, top three? Would different Sith lords have different preferences? Etc.

Luke.

Yoda.

Bandon.

Revan.

In ascending order of desirability as apprentice material.

Also attractiveness.

In random order:

Revan.
R2-D2.

doubt they actually want luke. he is crazy powerful, and that's bad for the master in very short order.

Originally posted by truejedi
doubt they actually want luke. he is crazy powerful, and that's bad for the master in very short order.

But all of these Sith seems to want an apprentice who does become more powerful. Like Bane and Zannah and Sidious and Krayt etc...

right, but I think they also want one they can control, like zannah, she was under control a loooong time. Luke is going to be able to overpower most masters in very short order.

In terms of power, Anakin. Luke would be a second.

In terms of all around effectiveness, Dooku, probably. He was extraordinarily powerful, wealthy, charismatic, and controllable.

Naga Sadow.

"Go make me some mass illusion armies, have your own armies from your multiple planets attack, and then chuck a star core at the enemy fleet, *****."

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Naga Sadow.

"Go make me some mass illusion armies, have your own armies from your multiple planets attack, and then chuck a star core at the enemy fleet, *****."

If the Corsair is part of the equation. If not, stick with Dooku.

Sadow made that stuff, so I'm sure just owning him as an apprentice means he gets to churn out all sorts of fun stuff for you.

"Sadow, where are my temple destroying amulets?"

"Sadow, make me a ham sammich!"

SM
"Sadow, make me a ham sammich!"

Does Sadow look like a woman to you?

Sith apprentices are known as Shadow Hands to the public and history, and "Kitchenbitch" in private.

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Sith apprentices are known as Shadow Hands to the public and history, and "Kitchenbitch" in private.

Interesting.

Is this why Dooku sought Ventress? Why Vader sought Lumiya? Why Palpatine employed Mara Jade? Because of their natural, prodigious skill in the forbidden Sith Culinary arts?

Yes. Sith cookies are serious business. You can't rule the galaxy without good sugary foods.

I always heard that they put Sith weed in the cookies... hence the sith eyes... they're just super baked.

This suddenly puts the whole hungering for power into context.

You will not slander His Imperial Majesty's reputation and honor with allegations of recreational drug use.

Pictured: Young Palpatine.

What a cute lil' bugger!