Who's the biggest Sith Catnip?

Started by Darth Subjekt2 pages

Dont even get me started on his iowaska and ibogain trips...how do you think they got "the force".....

G, what's wrong with recreational drug use?

Drugs are baaaaaad Slash. If you do drugs, then you're baaaad. So don't do drugs. Drugs are baaaad.

Originally posted by RagingBoner

In terms of all around effectiveness, Dooku, probably. He was extraordinarily powerful, wealthy, charismatic, and controllable.

Yea, his social status does make him valuable to many Sith.

I notice people are going mostly for people with raw power. What about those with unusual abilities? A young Mace might make a good Sith, what with his shatterpoints and all.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Drugs are baaaaaad Slash. If you do drugs, then you're baaaad. So don't do drugs. Drugs are baaaad.

Mmmkay.

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G, what's wrong with recreational drug use?

First, they are illegal. Above all else, His Imperial Majesty respects and honors the law.

Second, His Imperial Majesty is no common "thug," "gangsta," nor is he likely to condone the viewpoints or fashion-warewear of sk8er-boi/emo/goth/indie/scene/punks. Recreational drug use is neither sophisticated nor elegant for someone of His Imperial Majesty's stature.

Third, his step-father, Gus (whom he once affectionately dubbed "Play-gus," after his funloving spirit) became entangled in the sinister web that is marijuana and went from being an upstanding citizen to a mercilessly lazy bastard whose primary physical activity was hitting his wife, His Imperial Majesty's mother. Both tragically died under mysterious circumstances.

Yes..... very mysterious.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
First, they are illegal. Above all else, His Imperial Majesty respects and honors the law.

Second, His Imperial Majesty is no common "thug," "gangsta," nor is he likely to condone the viewpoints or fashion-warewear of sk8er-boi/emo/goth/indie/scene/punks. Recreational drug use is neither sophisticated nor elegant for someone of His Imperial Majesty's stature.

Third, his step-father, Gus (whom he once affectionately dubbed "Play-gus," after his funloving spirit) became entangled in the sinister web that is marijuana and went from being an upstanding citizen to a mercilessly lazy bastard whose primary physical activity was hitting his wife, His Imperial Majesty's mother. Both tragically died under mysterious circumstances.

No. Seriously now, give me a reason.

I bet Ashley could give me a good reason. 😉

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No. Seriously now, give me a reason.
RB
You will not slander His Imperial Majesty's reputation and honor with allegations of recreational drug use.

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You're forcing me to leave my character and, as a method actor, this is greatly disturbing. But I shall endeavor to explain this process to you once and only once: I am speaking from the role of His Imperial Majesty the Galactic Emperor Palpatine the Undying's P.R. rep. Given the assumed illegality of recreational drug use in the Star Wars galaxy, it would be inappropriate and disheartening for the galaxy's hated tyrantbeloved leader and democracy's great destroyerchampion to engage in or otherwise condone it. His Imperial Majesty is not a man of vices but of virtue. He doesn't indulge in thoughtless, pointless, illegal behavior to find joy or meaning in his life. That you seem to perceive this as an attack against recreational drug users in "the real world" suggests that you are emotionally insecure and probably higher than a fvcking kite as we speak. ily slashy-washy but STFU -- this entire conversation has been for amusement purposes.

Ahem... I know not who this "Ashley" is, but I bet her boyfriend is a real hunk.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
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You're forcing me to leave my character and, as a method actor, this is greatly disturbing. But I shall endeavor to explain this process to you once and [b]only
once: I am speaking from the role of His Imperial Majesty the Galactic Emperor Palpatine the Undying's P.R. rep. Given the assumed illegality of recreational drug use in the Star Wars galaxy, it would be inappropriate and disheartening for the galaxy's hated tyrantbeloved leader and democracy's great destroyerchampion to engage in or otherwise condone it. His Imperial Majesty is not a man of vices but of virtue. He doesn't indulge in thoughtless, pointless, illegal behavior to find joy or meaning in his life. That you seem to perceive this as an attack against recreational drug users in "the real world" suggests that you are emotionally insecure and probably higher than a fvcking kite as we speak. ily slashy-washy but STFU -- this entire conversation has been for amusement purposes.

Ahem... I know not who this "Ashley" is, but I bet her boyfriend is a real hunk. [/B]

He does look like he has had one too many. You know, the ravished appearance and the random maddening laughing say a lot. Also, constantly wearing hoodies? No gangsta right? "Vader, fetch me a pizza, I'm having the munchies."

I would think Cade would be very high up on the Sith Catnip list. Between (1) high force potential, and (2) uber-healing up to saving those on the brink of death, which a whole lot of Sith lords would be interested in, he has a lot to offer.

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He does look like he has had one too many. You know, the ravished appearance and the random maddening laughing say a lot. Also, constantly wearing hoodies? No gangsta right? "Vader, fetch me a pizza, I'm having the munchies."

You shan't be so glib when you receive a visit from ISB.

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Then you shall know the meaning of fear!