Wolverine VS Spider-Man (Boxing Match)

Started by Bouboumaster6 pages

Spider-Man would trash Wolverine, but at the end, Wolverine k,o, that boring, retconed ass, at the pleasure of everyone. The World rejoice and enter a new Golden Age, all because Logan whoop that whiner.

A dozen or so flush hits to Spidy's face and he is going to have a broken nose or orbital and his face will swell up like Mark Wahlberg (who already has a swollen mush face) after a botched botox. In a bare knuckles fight, Wolverine's Adamantium will bust up Parker's face and severely impair his vision and combat effectiveness.

Spiderman oneshots Wolverine.

Originally posted by Mindset
Spiderman oneshots Wolverine.
First sane answer in this thread.

Originally posted by rotiart
Spider lost his sense? What how why!!
Scorpion was upgarded by Alistair Smythe and had a Spider Sense too Spider-man build a SS canceling bomb and cancelled his own SS in the process. Now Spidey tries to get used to it by buiolding new suits and taking MA lessons, he already was trained by Shang Chi for several weeks without powers (absolutely no powers, inhibitor collar) and probably gets trained soon by Iron Fist too.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Scorpion was upgarded by Alistair Smythe and had a Spider Sense too Spider-man build a SS canceling bomb and cancelled his own SS in the process. Now Spidey tries to get used to it by buiolding new suits and taking MA lessons, he already was trained by Shang Chi for several weeks without powers (absolutely no powers, inhibitor collar) and probably gets trained soon by Iron Fist too.

I think my inner child just threw up.

Originally posted by Mindset
Spiderman oneshots Wolverine.

It's a possibility

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Yes, and Wolverine's HF >>>>>>>>>>> Peter's. The difference in healing factor is greater than the difference in strength.

Hence why I mentioned only Wolverine's advantage in bone density over Peter's physical power.

Spiderman is quicker, he can roll with the punches, negating Wolvie's greater density.

FINALLY people are thinking of another way to pick a winner other than ko or killed. Point fighting is a viable way to win here and most threads.

Question: How can any one Streetleveler ever legitimately lay a finger on a no CIS Spidey? He can dodge lightspeed attacks with ease, but Wolverine k.o's him? No way. I can only see someone who's a Flash level guy who blitzes him with like a carpet blitz. He wouldn't have anywhere to go. But Wolvie? No.

Originally posted by long pig
Question: How can any one Streetleveler ever legitimately lay a finger on a no CIS Spidey? He can dodge lightspeed attacks with ease, but Wolverine k.o's him? No way. I can only see someone who's a Flash level guy who blitzes him with like a carpet blitz. He wouldn't have anywhere to go. But Wolvie? No.
I agree that a CISless Spider-man is a beast in forum fights but the lightspeed dodging feats are either aim dodging or PIS (mostly aim doging imo), his Spider Sense helped him aswell lots of time in the past (going by the current writer even most of the time). It's his awesome agility/speed combo that keeps him in the game to dodge/avoid all these attacks.

Wolverine isn't slow though, he has pretty good speed feats and uses his speed on a relatively constant base.

I disagree completely. Spidy is one of the only characters who can legitimately dodge a light speed attack. Not because of his speed, but he's a precog. Even without the pre cog he's faster than most, including the runt. It should be impossible to hit him with any single attack. Now, carpet bombing him will work.....a punch won't. He'll infinitely know what you'll do next and counter punch you every single time. Imagine his counter punching ability. Remember what Mr X did to wolvie? Spider would do that x100.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Scorpion was upgarded by Alistair Smythe and had a Spider Sense too Spider-man build a SS canceling bomb and cancelled his own SS in the process. Now Spidey tries to get used to it by buiolding new suits and taking MA lessons, he already was trained by Shang Chi for several weeks without powers (absolutely no powers, inhibitor collar) and probably gets trained soon by Iron Fist too.
Holy shit, dude. Are you lying? That's awesome. I hate SM, but this is intriguing. I've always wanted him to get some MA skills. You know he'll get his senses back, and when he does and has al l that skil he'll be unstoppable in his weight class. Thanks for the info. Got a link I can read about it?

Originally posted by long pig
Spidy is one of the only characters who can legitimately dodge a light speed attack. Not because of his speed, but he's a precog.
That's pretty much what I've said:
Originally posted by Parmaniac
the lightspeed dodging feats are either aim dodging or PIS (mostly aim doging imo), his Spider Sense helped him aswell lots of time in the past (going by the current writer even most of the time). It's his awesome agility/speed combo that keeps him in the game to dodge/avoid all these attacks.
He is not and I repeat NOT dodging Lightspeed attacks due to his speed alone, he is faster than the hand of the person shooting and therefore only moving faster than his hand and not lightspeed. The reason how he's doing it is either he's looking at his opponents hand or relying on his SS and on second thought I agree it's mostly if not always because of his SS.

If you think Spider-man can move FTL proof it.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Scorpion was upgarded by Alistair Smythe and had a Spider Sense too Spider-man build a SS canceling bomb and cancelled his own SS in the process. Now Spidey tries to get used to it by buiolding new suits and taking MA lessons, he already was trained by Shang Chi for several weeks without powers (absolutely no powers, inhibitor collar) and probably gets trained soon by Iron Fist too.

This is good for Spidey. A downgrade in order to obtain an upgrade. When he gets his SS back he'll be incredible.

Wait, what exactly do you think I'm saying? That he moves faster than light? Dude, no. I'm saying his SS allows him to dodge those attacks. NOT his actual speed. I think we agree on every point. I thought it was pretty clear. Are you trying to start shit or something?

Originally posted by the ninjak
This is good for Spidey. A downgrade in order to obtain an upgrade. When he gets his SS back he'll be incredible.
My thoughts exactly. This could turn into something genius. I'm so interested in this story now. Now, about spider dodging due to hand speed.....sure. Of course he does. But he uses his SS more.

Originally posted by long pig
Even without the pre cog he's faster than most, including the runt. It should be impossible to hit him with any single attack.

no

1 reason

in a feat war you cannot pull a spiderman feat that Logan cannot match..

Originally posted by Juk3n
no

1 reason

in a feat war you cannot pull a spiderman feat that Logan cannot match..

Oh my ****ing God yes I can. If you're a quanchi of Wolverine, please just leave.

Originally posted by long pig
Wait, what exactly do you think I'm saying? That he moves faster than light? Dude, no. I'm saying his SS allows him to dodge those attacks. NOT his actual speed. I think we agree on every point. I thought it was pretty clear. Are you trying to start shit or something?

Originally posted by long pig
I disagree completely.
Then this was a typo? That's why I was a bit confused cause overall my points seemed to cover up with yours and the only thing that would have disagreed completely with what I wrote would be if he was at FTL speeds.

NVM then.