The world will end on May 21, 2011.

Started by Rogue Jedi6 pages

Originally posted by King Kandy
Let's time how long it takes for the guy to rationalize it away.
"Apparently there were no believers."

"So why weren't you taken?"

"....................................."

if I were to go to hell, for apparently no reason, other than I am a good person, I am loved by many. I guess according to someone that is not good enough since I don't read the bible or go to church.

I would rather spend an eternity in hell with the ones I love than 5 minutes in heaven with Harold Camping.

I told my dog when he died "I'll see him when I get there."

I'll be damned if some ******* from California tells me other wise.

I'll fight through an eternity of demons, I made a promise and I attend to keep it. Whether I be damned or not

Apparently this cabron predicted the end once before in 1994, but was then sent back to the drawing board when woke up in his bed instead of Heaven the next morning.

He also said the rapture will happen at precisely 6:00pm, time-zone by time-zone. Why not all at once? I mean, to me that would at least make a little more sense, as opposed to it happening in shifts. I have a sister who lives in Georgia (I'm in Arizona). So if I call her at 3:00pm my time, which would be 6 over there, and she doesn't answer....should I assume she got raptured?

And whatever happened to 2012? Frankly, I would trust the Mayans, who were master mathmeticians, over some senile hick who got it wrong the first time around.

Lulz at anyone thinking that God left the slightest chance of us knowing when the rapture will be.

Lulz, man.

lulz at anyone thinking the rapture is even a "canon" fact.

Like many things religious, it was just a tool to get people to make some preacher more money.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
So if I call her at 3:00pm my time, which would be 6 over there, and she doesn't answer....should I assume she got raptured?

Either raptured or raped...that's the only two choices.

Yep, and I AM in Georgia at the moment...

Well, here we are and its not tremendously apocalypsey so far....

I dunno, my friend's car wouldn't start and I had to drive him home a few minutes ago.

Has to mean something.

Originally posted by Impediment
Have you repeated your sins, Sadako, you godless heathen?

Fixed. And 'Yes I have'. 😛

Originally posted by BackFire
I dunno, my friend's car wouldn't start and I had to drive him home a few minutes ago.

Has to mean something.

😂

Originally posted by BackFire
I dunno, my friend's car wouldn't start and I had to drive him home a few minutes ago.

Has to mean something.

Perhaps it means that he doesn't take very good care of his things.

No, that's silly. It means the end of the world. Silly. Silly silly silly.

I have that song "Its the end of the world as we know it" we should sing that song and see if the world will end.

Well theres always the gentle rock stylings of Morbid Angel...
"Rapture" seems like it'd be a big commercial radio hit today....
YouTube video

Originally posted by YoungGunna
Im alive!!!
😂
HAHAHAHAHa
Me too.

I have had the idea of a looming apocalypse inbound for the past year. It seems like God has been giving himself away more and more at every turn. Getting more obvious and less subtle each time.

I'm gonna celebrate today.....I'M A SURVIVOR!! Or maybe I'm evil cause I was left behind. Why didn't god want meeee. 😕

Originally posted by inimalist
there is a billboard about this in my city...

and a thread in the religous forum🙂

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t550017.html

Well it really happened didn´t it, I wonde what excuse they will come up with

They´ve moved it to October now 🙂 what a joke.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/