The world will end on May 21, 2011.

Originally posted by Impediment
Kinda bummed right now.

I was hoping I was going to get to try out my Resident Evil skills on some Rapture Zombies. The shotgun, machete, knives, and Molotov cocktails are all going back in the closet.

🙁

Can we still form our rape posse?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh shit it's happening....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_iceland_volcano

Nope. Its not.

http://www.goddiscussion.com/63175/terrorism-the-psychological-damaging-effects-of-rapture-theology/

Yesterday I was in NY so if it was my last day on earth it would had been the best day of my whole life!I am glad however that it was not or I would had missed my birthday!

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Yesterday I was in NY so if it was my last day on earth it would had been the best day of my whole life!I am glad however that it was not or I would had missed my birthday!

Hope you had a good one.

I wonder if the "end" happend in some alternative reality🙂

Maybe lol!and thanks.

Clearly enough people didn't give this guy and his church enough money, so Jesus (being a greedy Jew) wasn't interested in Rapturing.

SEND MORE MONEY! NOW!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://www.goddiscussion.com/63175/terrorism-the-psychological-damaging-effects-of-rapture-theology/

Now, there's some terrorist I wouldn't mind the government going after.

I was confused. We were unsure if the rapture was gonna be done in batches or something - they set a date and a time, but apparently didn't take into account timezones...

Originally posted by Robtard
Now, there's some terrorist I wouldn't mind the government going after.

✅ Indeed!

Maybe the apocalyptic faithful should get waterboarded until Jesus shows up to save them and condemn us all to hell.

Seriously though: Its gets worse....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641

...and lo: all cred disappeared forever and ever from religious death cults, amen.

Originally posted by Jaeh
I was confused. We were unsure if the rapture was gonna be done in batches or something - they set a date and a time, but apparently didn't take into account timezones...

Yeah, their a bit crap, arent they.

"The devil is in the details" and all that, maybe...

Originally posted by Robtard
Clearly enough people didn't give this guy and his church enough money, so Jesus (being a greedy Jew) wasn't interested in Rapturing.

SEND MORE MONEY! NOW!

Yeah because you having lots of money that that isn't given to the church...? Is evil.

The church having all your money under threat of eternal torture..?
A-Ok in the eyes of the lord.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah because you having lots of money that that isn't given to the church...? Is evil.

The church having all your money under threat of eternal torture..?
A-Ok in the eyes of the lord.

😮‍💨

After all someone has to try and put the camel through the eye of the needle, let the churches have a crack.

😛

Harold Camping is not a Christian, he's a f*cking spiritual terrorist who preys on people too stupid and naive to know better.

I actually feel bad for these gullible Christians who sold all of their possessions and gave away their finances. Still, if they knew better, they'd have referenced Matthew 24:36:

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."