Trapped on an Island

So you're on a cruise ship. A rogue tsunami hits the ship, sends it tumbling. The ship sinks.....

You awake on a deserted island (Gilligan's Island FTW.) Next to you is a large duffel bag filled with the following items:

1. A flare gun with 6 flares.
2. A machete.
3. A roll of fishing wire with 12 hooks.
4. 4 rolls of duct tape.
5. A swiss army knife.
6. A box of strike anywhere matches, 500 count.
7. A jar of KY jelly.

You won't be found for weeks, if even that soon. Likely you'll be there for at least a year or so. Now, factor in your own survival skills and choose two of the following four people to be your companions:

Ginger. You can ravage her anytime you want. She will be your cook and whatever else you want her to be:

Maryanne. Like Ginger, you can ravage Maryanne anytime you want, she will cook for you and do whatever else you require:

Rambo. Rambo will offer all his survival skills to make your stay on the island more tolerable:

MacGuyver. Mac will be there to help in any way possible:

Remember, you can only choose two. Remember your own skills, and also remember what's inside the duffel bag.

I guess MacGyver and the second girl.

MacGyver should really be enough to get me rescued in the first couple days, but if not he might build me a fortress out of scallop shells or something.

Nah, the island is uber isolated, you won't be rescued for at least a year.

I'd choose Ginger and Mac. Ginger for the sex, Mac to build me....whatever.

So, this sex is consensual?

Yes. Whatever women you choose, they want you more than a starving Oprah Winfrey wants a cheeseburger.

No matter what Rambo is the odd man out. Can't pick him and Macguyver because its only a matter of time till we start all ****ing each other out of desperation, can't pick him and either of the girls because we'll fight over the girl and he'll kill me.

Can't pick both girls because I'd get tired of their catty female shenanigans and kill them both.

So that leaves MacGuyver and one of the girls. I can keep MacGuyver in line and use some his knowledge while regularly getting relief from the female.

**** the people, **** the bag, **** the island.

i stay on the god damn boat and drown like a real man.
you ****ing pussies.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
No matter what Rambo is the odd man out. Can't pick him and Macguyver because its only a matter of time till we start all ****ing each other out of desperation, can't pick him and either of the girls because we'll fight over the girl and he'll kill me.

Can't pick both girls because I'd get tired of their catty female shenanigans and kill them both.

So that leaves MacGuyver and one of the girls. I can keep MacGuyver in line and use some his knowledge while regularly getting relief from the female.

I'd choose MacGuyver, Rambo, and Ginger.

I'd kill Rambo in single combat just to one up Blaxican. I'd do this before the thread technically takes place.

That way, we start out with only two people.

Nah, Rambo would end you. Very quickly and very violently.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
No matter what Rambo is the odd man out. Can't pick him and Macguyver because its only a matter of time till we start all ****ing each other out of desperation, can't pick him and either of the girls because we'll fight over the girl and he'll kill me.

Can't pick both girls because I'd get tired of their catty female shenanigans and kill them both.

So that leaves MacGuyver and one of the girls. I can keep MacGuyver in line and use some his knowledge while regularly getting relief from the female.

It's like the "fox - goose - beans" problem, just retarded.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, Rambo would end you. Very quickly and very violently.

No, I would end him very quickly and with minimal violence.

🙂

Oh man, you and hypotheticals don't go well together.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, I would end him very quickly and with minimal violence.

🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, he would rape you.

He'd sure try because he'd be mad and jelly of my much more awesome "I can kill tons of bad guys even cooler than Stallone" Italian-ness, would't he? 😆

You can't kill Rambo. You can't even stop Rambo. Not even scriptures from the Bible can stop Rambo.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He'd sure try because he'd be mad and jelly of my much more awesome "I can kill tons of bad guys even cooler than Stallone" Italian-ness, would't he? 😆

I want some badass female getting me rescued/building me random shit and RJ doing the ****ing cooking! uhuh

Sure, but then I'd end up having sex with the badass female.

MacGuyver and the firecrotch.