Trapped on an Island

Started by dadudemon3 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, he'd just rip out your throat.

No, I'd just rip out his throat.

Sure you would. Cuz you're a trained killer and stuff.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, but then I'd end up having sex with the badass female.

No mention of rohypnol and viagra in the duffel bag.. mmm

Ginger and Rambo.

Originally posted by Sancty
No mention of rohypnol and viagra in the duffel bag.. mmm
That's because I don't need them, you silly girl.

Besides, there was no mention of a personality in the duffel bag either.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure you would. Cuz you're a trained killer and stuff.

He did nothing in the films that I couldn't do or could do better.

Prove me wrong. 🙂

Originally posted by Sancty
No mention of rohypnol and viagra in the duffel bag.. mmm

Sounds like you've raped a few in your day, eh?

Cause... did not ever think of someone needing to use those two in a combo, before.

I knew it: you're a 40 something year old dude who is in love with moe stuff. That explains everything including the cutesy everything and boning a giant of a man.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He did nothing in the films that I couldn't do or could do better.

Prove me wrong. 🙂

There's a limit on how much text that can be put into a post.

Maybe after dadudemon takes out Rambo, you beat the shit out of Batman and then you two can make out in your manliness.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There's a limit on how much text that can be put into a post.

Make 2 posts.

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ahahahahahahahahahaa

You're stupid. You didn't know you could make two posts.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe after dadudemon takes out Rambo, you beat the shit out of Batman and then you two can make out in your manliness.
I'd stand a much better chance at Batman while using guns than he would against Rambo.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe after dadudemon takes out Rambo, you beat the shit out of Batman and then you two can make out in your manliness.

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

HOLY SHIT!

That WAS the whole joke (RJ vs. Batman).

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I was hoping Robtard would notice before anyone else...but, yeah, that's what I was "doing there."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd stand a much better chance at Batman while using guns than he would against Rambo.

I...disagree especially when Batman versus 12 guys, most with automatics, ended with a severe raping of the 12 guys.

I think I have a much better chance defeating Rambo with a handgun or H2H than you do against Batman with a single gun.

I was thinking that for a while actually, but I thought it was quite funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I was thinking that for a while actually, but I thought it was quite funny.

😆

You also ruined my "rape" joke thread about high gas prices. Technically, Gefallen Engel got it first, but you directly addressed it.

Edit - I troll John, IRL, ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time. When he realizes what I'm doing, at times, he gets a good laugh. It's kind of like a past-time for me and I really only do it to RJ because he gets serious business about things and can do a 180 withou "getting mad, bro".)

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

HOLY SHIT!

That WAS the whole joke (RJ vs. Batman).

hgahahaha;dlsjf a;lkjsdf ;lkjas;lf kjas;ldfjk adsjf ;ajdsf

I was hoping Robtard would notice before anyone else...but, yeah, that's what I was "doing there."

I...disagree especially when Batman versus 12 guys, most with automatics, ended with a severe raping of the 12 guys.

I think I have a much better chance defeating Rambo with a handgun or H2H than you do against Batman with a single gun.

YouTube video

shut up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
YouTube video

shut up.

I could kill more with the same exact weapons. I'm not even kidding.

What he could do better than me is kill people with a bow and arrow, knife, or bare hands in a stealthy way much better than I could.

Basically, the scenes where he uses a gun or better are the scenes I could do better in. Just watch them: the bad guys don't even fire most of the time. Look at kills 4-9: it took like 10 seconds for the whole scene and not a single person could pull the trigger in that 10 seconds?

I am willing to believe that a weak ass pansy with some great reflexes and knowledge of guns could do better than some of the scenes Rambo got his kills in. U just mad and jelly.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I could kill more with the same exact weapons. I'm not even kidding.

What he could do better than me is kill people with a bow and arrow, knife, or bare hands in a stealthy way much better than I could.

Not as good as I could ✅

See what I did there?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sounds like you've raped a few in your day, eh?

Cause... did not ever think of someone needing to use those two in a combo, before.

I knew it: you're a 40 something year old dude who is in love with moe stuff. That explains everything including the cutesy everything and boning a giant of a man.


Bit of a defensive response eh sly

I knew it: you're actually RJ. No explanation needed mmm

Originally posted by Sancty
Bit of a defensive response eh sly

Me? That doesn't make sense.

If you mean your response was a bit defensive, I agree but I'm not sure which one of the two defensive posts you are referring to.

Originally posted by Sancty
I knew it: you're actually RJ. No explanation needed mmm

Yeah right: that post I made is full of stuff he has no clue about.

It was more for your enjoyment/lulz because of past exo-KMC conversations we had had.

It was a direct reference to you saying that those creepy dudes that enjoy moe stuff are usually fat, 40-something, pervs.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Me? That doesn't make sense.

If you mean your response was a bit defensive, I agree but I'm not sure which one of the two defensive posts you are referring to.

Yeah right: that post I made is full of stuff he has no clue about.

It was more for your enjoyment/lulz because of past exo-KMC conversations we had had.

It was a direct reference to you saying that those creepy dudes that enjoy moe stuff are usually fat, 40-something, pervs.

U mad, brah?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
U mad, brah?

No, but while I was typing that post, I was singing the "AMERICA! **** YEAH!" song really loudly.

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