Mortal Kombat versus Big Trouble in Little China

Started by Impediment17 pages
Impediment Endless
Originally posted by Robtard
While in human form, not when he's INTANGIBLE. Boom!

Ah, yes. I forgot about that. Man, I haven't seen BTILC for a while. I think I'll watch it tonight just for the hell of it.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

doesn't matter Lo pan didn't fight at all 😬

except with egg but it wasn't a physical fight or mental fight 😐
& neither won...

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
doesn't matter Lo pan didn't fight at all 😬

except with egg but it wasn't a physical fight or mental fight 😐
& neither won...

Yep Lo Pan is utterly useless in this fight intangible or not.

Johnny Demonic Member

Does Jack Burton have his truck?

Robtard Senor Member

BTILC still solos.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

nice sarcasm rob ✅

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
now MK 400-500 fodder have guns 😆

didn't think it was possible but BTLC get stomped even harder

Nope.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

so BTLC fodder all get guns? and MK fodder doesn't? 😐 wow

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
so BTLC fodder all get guns? and MK fodder doesn't? 😐 wow
Yeah that's pretty ridiculous to try an make one side better than they actually were in the movie then when someone brings up that the other side had guns as well he ignores it.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Lulz at Kahn's armies wielding guns. They'd shoot themselves.

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz at Kahn's armies wielding guns. They'd shoot themselves.
Why? this statement makes no sense at all a gun isn't that hard to wrap your my around you point it the pull the trigger.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by thanos-prime
Why? this statement makes no sense at all a gun isn't that hard to wrap your my around you point it the pull the trigger.
Sure, it's thaaaaaaaaaaaaat easy.

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, it's thaaaaaaaaaaaaat easy.
In this case that's all that would need to be done they wouldn't even need to reload.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by thanos-prime
In this case that's all that would need to be done they wouldn't even need to reload.
Mhm, using a gun is that easy. It's childs play!!!

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, using a gun is that easy. It's childs play!!!
considering children have been known to use them i would say yes.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by thanos-prime
considering children have been known to use them i would say yes.
😆

thats how you own someone

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by thanos-prime
considering children have been known to use them i would say yes.
Mhm, and did they just pick up the weapon, know how to aim it, reload it and shit? There children you speak of, they have trained soldiers showing them. And no, Sonja cannot show them because that would be giving them skills they never showed in the movie. Screen feats only, please

The MK army, one of them picks up a machine gun, he'd blow away everyone around him except his enemies.

Got anything else?

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and did they just pick up the weapon, know how to aim it, reload it and shit? There children you speak of, they have trained soldiers showing them. And no, Sonja cannot show them because that would be giving them skills they never showed in the movie. Screen feats only, please

The MK army, one of them picks up a machine gun, he'd blow away everyone around him except his enemies.

Got anything else?

you really have no faith in the intelligence of man as i said you point it and shoot it not that hard to understand what's the point in have a gun if you have no idea what it does?

Are you really asking me if someone knows how to aim a gun?

Now someone needs to be trained by a soldier to use a gun?

funny you bring up screen feats when half the people on the BTILC team didn't even have guns in the movie bias much?

Rigth because the MK army is composed of children who go around pointing guns at each other no there trained ninja and grown men who understand the concept of death unlike a child.

I also wasn't aware it took skill to wield a gun properly.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

so the MK fodder have guns?
yes or no 😊

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
so the MK fodder have guns?
yes or no 😊
Ofc it's no he made this match thinking the BTILC team would win.