Thor & Hercules Vs Real life earth

Started by Existere7 pages

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
im willing to wager colossus can tank those without any damage
This is hilarious on two fronts: firstly, this thread has nothing to do with Colossus and you're ridiculous. Secondly, you're willing to wager? Let's say I take that bet. Now how do we make this happen?

We're talking about fictional characters. You realize that?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
No they can't.

Apparently you know as much about the Real World as you do about comics.


Lulz.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
No they can't.

Apparently you know as much about the Real World as you do about comics.

i laughed for real there

this thread is a gem mine

Originally posted by Omega Vision
No they can't.

Apparently you know as much about the Real World as you do about comics.

hahaha...good laugh right there

we all die, except for Rage... Thor will spare him.

Originally posted by marwash22
we all die, except for Rage... Thor will spare him.
For some love making.

Well worst case scenario and we really can't stop them, we can simply nuke whichever country they're in (hopefully they're in a small country).

Completely nuke the whole place (and yes killing millions... but like I said, worst case scenario).

And although I doubt the nukes will stop them, it will at least kill everything in that place, meaning they'll have no food to eat. Last time I checked they still need food to survive.

So unless they try to swim to another country (I assume Thor as a brick can't fly), then we just starve them out.

Gas them in their sleep.

😄

Originally posted by Existere
This is hilarious on two fronts: firstly, this thread has nothing to do with Colossus and you're ridiculous. Secondly, you're willing to wager? Let's say I take that bet. Now how do we make this happen?

We're talking about fictional characters. You realize that?

You need.

To calm down. Bruh.

There are times to pick on Colossus that can be construed as funny.

This was not one of them.

*hic*

Originally posted by CosmicComet
You need.

To calm down. Bruh.

There are times to pick on Colossus that can be construed as funny.

This was not one of them.

*hic*

...nah

...how about poison?

A lot of it. Make like a nice conquored people, and just keep giving them heaping piles of poison in their food until they don't wake up?

Or, keep feeding them McDonalds.

Idk about Thor, but poison isn't doing anything to immortal Herc.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
No they can't.

Apparently you know as much about the Real World as you do about comics.

You could be right though. I'm merely speculating somewhat.

I lightly studied ballistics in the past and learned that the impact velocity of a bullet is the biggest factor in penetration power.
That means with any bullet can penetrate tank steel provided that the velocity is sufficient. A jet moving at mach3 or faster shooting the lastest greatest armor piercing round can penetrate tank armor easily. This is mostly due to the insane amount of force needed just to stop a bullet this fast. Hell, many tanks possess armoring piercing rounds (HEAT or KE) that can penetrate most tanks already. There are only a few type of main battle tanks in existence that can withstand these attacks. But these tanks don't move as fast as jets do, as the reason I said SHOT FROM very fast jets.

Herc gets distracted by Sarah Palin's legs; then steel-jacketed, depleted-uranium mach-7 railgun shots ftk.

Thor's tougher. We may have to get him to facepalm first by throwing Lindsay Lohan at him. Otherwise, Earth goes down before EMPs, tornado swarms, earthquakes and conflagrations.

we could hurt them with plasma though, its hotter than the sun

Originally posted by Hyperion Prime
Are you saying real world bullets are greater than comic bullets?

1000 times, yes!

not that I think they pose a threat to these two, but OMFG yes

Originally posted by Omega Vision
No they can't.

Apparently you know as much about the Real World as you do about comics.

it depends a great deal on the vehicle's armor and the round being fired

a .50 cal rifle bullet with something like a depleted uranium penetrator will pierce all but the most heavily armored vehicles

the best bet is going to be something chemical, imho

given this is the real world, real world physics are going to apply to the molecules that hold Thor and Herc together, and it is potentially possible a chemical that burns or destroys these molecules could be invented.

it would be nearly impossible to hit them with it, and it would cause terrible casualties on Earth's side, but it would be the only thing imho that might legitimately take them down.

Originally posted by h1a8
You could be right though. I'm merely speculating somewhat.

I lightly studied ballistics in the past and learned that the impact velocity of a bullet is the biggest factor in penetration power.
That means with any bullet can penetrate tank steel provided that the velocity is sufficient. A jet moving at mach3 or faster shooting the lastest greatest armor piercing round can penetrate tank armor easily. This is mostly due to the insane amount of force needed just to stop a bullet this fast. Hell, many tanks possess armoring piercing rounds (HEAT or KE) that can penetrate most tanks already. There are only a few type of main battle tanks in existence that can withstand these attacks. But these tanks don't move as fast as jets do, as the reason I said SHOT FROM very fast jets.


Even assuming your ballistics maffs are any more reliable than the other crap you spew here, a jet can't effectively engage a grounded target like a tank at speeds anywhere close to Mach 2 with its guns, let alone Mach 3.

And tank guns are massively larger than guns mounted on jets.

Originally posted by inimalist

given this is the real world, real world physics are going to apply to the molecules that hold Thor and Herc together

no it wouldn't, dooderino. their very existence contradicts the real world physics.

Originally posted by Starscream M
no it wouldn't, dooderino. their very existence contradicts the real world physics.

in that case I mind rape both of them

then normal rape...