Caedus vs dooku

Darth caedus vs count dooku

Darth caedus at his strongest point
vs dooku at his strongest point

Location: Palpatines office

Information😛alpatine is currently dark lord of the sith

Caedus and dooku are argueing over a banana, palptatine takes him and asks them to fight, whoever wins gets the banana

Wait a minute.. Caedus and Dooku are arguing over a banana, then Palpatine takes him (who?) and then they fight over a banana.

This is either the worst "English is my third language, twice removed" SWVF thread riddled with typos, or the start of some very poorly spelled and thought out SW slash fiction.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Wait a minute.. Caedus and Dooku are arguing over a banana, then Palpatine [b]takes him (who?) and then they fight over a banana.

This is either the worst "English is my third language, twice removed" SWVF thread riddled with typos, or the start of some very poorly spelled and thought out SW slash fiction. [/B]

Couldn't they just share the banana?

Originally posted by GenomeFrozener
[b]Couldn't they just share the banana? [/B]

Sharing is not the way of the Sith. sneer

Do bananas even exist in Star Wars?

They have renamed tobacco, plastic, steel, concrete, pot, alcohols, etc. Bananas are not impossible. They're probably named something goofy like byan'arars or something.

Apart from the ridiculous opening post, it's not a ludicrous thread.

I would venture to say:

Lightsabers: Dooku
Force: Caedus
All-Out: Caedus?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
They have renamed tobacco, plastic, steel, concrete, pot, alcohols, etc. Bananas are not impossible. They're probably named something goofy like byan'arars or something.

1. i love that "hot chocolate" has its own wiki page
2. Palpatine found his eyes drifting toward the other Sith, no matter how hard he tried to control himself. The young Skywalker's long black locks that hung limply over intense wells of Force Lightning blue eyes framed his angular face perfectly. The way Jacen held his three hands at his sides, completely at ease even in the midst of an argument over a banana captivated the Dark Lord of the Sith. Oh the things he could accomplish with Dooku out of the picture. "Come, my apprentices, I am ready to see which of you is the superior. I offer a banana (get it I mean his Revan) to the victor of a fight! Begin!"

The two men looked at each other an in moments they had their lightsabers fully ignited and brandished in one another's face. Dooku's lightsaber had a slight curve to it, that fit naturally into his hand. Jacen's own pulsing lightsaber jutted straight out from his hip ready to engage his opponent...

3. this must be a collaborative effort, or I quit. i will not write your slash fiction alone

Maybe I should repost that fan fic involving Palpatine I posted a while ago......

Oh gawd.

It involves him raping an underage Anakin.

Very graphically.

Is he wearing a Catholic priest outfit?

Originally posted by Nephthys
It involves him raping an underage Anakin.

Very graphically.

😐

Hurhur yeah. It was hilarious.

No catholic outfit I'm afraid. He was butt nakid.

If you post it, does a red light flicker in Escape's room? Just sayin'.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
If you post it, does a red light flicker in Escape's room? Just sayin'.

Well, I only have one light. Do you have one each for Dooku and Ragnos or does it share the same bulb?

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Well, I only have one light. Do you have one each for Dooku and Ragnos or does it share the same bulb?

Oh that's funny. You dropped out of nowhere. It's like the Sidious-signal went up in the skies.