Caedus vs dooku

Huh, someone was so pissed at Mara Jades death they wrote a revenge-fic where Lumia gets utterly raped for about 6 pages.

'If you are a Lumiya Fan (Does she actually have any? Just kidding, um, maybe not.)or a Star Wars fan that doesn't want to see humiliation, bestiality, torture, monster sex, Demon Sex, more bestiality, or raping tentacles, S&M, visions of Hell, Orochimaru sympathizing, swearing, corn raping, Anko and Orochimaru doing it on Jacen's bloodied corpse (That could be a joke.), stuff inspired by that heavy metal show on Adult Swim, and demon births in Star Wars, turn back now. If you had read Sacrifice already, you can read it, but if you didn't, stay away until you read the book. Or if you hate and despise the Star Wars EU read it anyway, if you want too. Curiosity is a magnificent thing isn't it? Come on, you know you want to! Mara fans, don't ya want to see ya girl avenged?'

I admit 'corn raping' made me chuckle.

'Anakin Skywalker crossed his arms and shouted; "I'm not your master, I won't save you, I should have let you die. I'm such a retard! I'm a big fat retard! So just do me a favor and go to Hell!" '

LOL!

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Oh that's funny. You dropped out of nowhere. It's like the Sidious-signal went up in the skies.

Well that was a nice dodge. Nice to see your antediluvian-honed reflexes are still sharp.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Well that was a nice dodge. Nice to see your antediluvian-honed reflexes are still sharp.

The power of the Ancients is great, young one.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
The power of the Ancients is great, young one.

Certainly, if we're not talking about Sith. haermm

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Certainly, if we're not talking about Sith. haermm

Tulak Hord's pet killed over a thousand Jedi in one battle. Do not presume to dismiss the power of the Ancients.

This fan fic ends with Exar Kun pimp slapping Lumiya and a ressurected Mara Jade blowing her a raspberry shortly before erasing her from existence but not before she gets raped by a pig, a rancor and a Hell demon and then Kun himself, in that precise order.

I guess someone really didn't like Sacrifice. haermm

Originally posted by Nephthys
I guess someone really didn't like Sacrifice. haermm

I.... didn't.

..... you didn't write this rapefic did you? crackers

Got my eye on you son.

Originally posted by Nephthys
..... you didn't write this rapefic did you? crackers

Do I honestly seem that despicable?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Got my eye on you son.

he

Caedus versus Dooku goes from pseudo-debate to rapefic sharing, to the obvious e-love of two confused young men.

Oh hey, I found the one where Palpatine rapes a 12-yr old Anakin.

Post it.

....

I'm not responsible for anything that's about to happen.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Caedus versus Dooku goes from pseudo-debate to rapefic sharing, to the obvious e-love of two confused young men.

I'm not confused.

And Neph isn't a man.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Post it.

....

I'm not responsible for anything that's about to happen.

Google 'Fan Fiction Friday: "The Fall of Anakin Skywalker"' for the funny version.

Heres the actual version.

Note: I'm probably the only one who'll actually find this funny. As I've said, it is extremely graphic. Don't click the link kids.

Do I want to know how you stumbled across this.... either time? 😬

Topless Robot spoofs adult fan fiction every friday. Its actually quite hilarious. Topless Robot is usually a simple site for nerds and news for nerds.

Except on fridays.

Spoiler:
So you searched for it deliberately? "Star Wars slash fic" on Google? mmm

No, I just stumbled on it while I was on Topless. Its actually pretty disturbing without their snarky comments after each paragraph.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Oh that's funny. You dropped out of nowhere. It's like the Sidious-signal went up in the skies.

Guffawed

And uhh....

Originally posted by Nephthys
Google 'Fan Fiction Friday: "The Fall of Anakin Skywalker"' for the funny version.

Heres the actual version.

Note: I'm probably the only one who'll actually find this funny. As I've said, it is extremely graphic. Don't click the link kids.