Cloverfield versus The Mist

Started by Lestov167 pages

Dude, the phucker destroyed the Brooklyn Bridge with it's tail.
Mist talons are not penetrating it...... 🙁

I just have trouble believing that Clover's entire body, every square inch, in impenetrable.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just have trouble believing that Clover's entire body, every square inch, in impenetrable.

The Mist creatures are not getting that far up, especially considering the parasite advantage. I got the entire movie posted about a page back. See for yourself

Originally posted by Lestov16
The Mist creatures are not getting that far up, especially considering the parasite advantage. I got the entire movie posted about a page back. See for yourself
Some of the MistDrones can fly, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just have trouble believing that Clover's entire body, every square inch, in impenetrable.

It gets shot at and bombed from above and below from hundreds, if not thousands of small arms, artillery and massive ordinance and uses parts of its body that would typically be soft tissue like the soles of its feet to destroy heavy armour like tanks as well as smashing down buildings etc. Basically its screen feats show it to be invulnerable to anything and everything the most powerful army on the planet could throw at it. The Mist beings, on the other hand, were shown to be killed and injured by axes and small pistols.

Add to that the huge disparity in what each side was shown to dish out as I pointed out in an earlier post.

Face facts, there's only gonna be one winner in this fight.

For arguments sake lets just say the CM has a 'soft spot'.

From page 2:

Originally posted by Robtard
3) It took bullets, rockets, tank-shellings, a napalm strike and enough M.O.A.B. bombs to destroy Manhattan. One M.O.A.B. is equal to 11-tons of TNT. So you go on and find its "weak spot", I'll be waiting. You're assuming the poison that was able to kill a 200lbs human will affect a gigantic 5,806.04 metric ton super-monster. What I tell you about assuming?

Originally posted by jaden101
It gets shot at and bombed from above and below from hundreds, if not thousands of small arms, artillery and massive ordinance and uses parts of its body that would typically be soft tissue like the soles of its feet to destroy heavy armour like tanks as well as smashing down buildings etc. Basically its screen feats show it to be invulnerable to anything and everything the most powerful on the planet could throw at it. The Mist beings, on the other hand, were shown to be killed and injured by axes and small pistols.

Add to that the huge disparity in what each side was shown to dish out as I pointed out in an earlier post.

Face facts, there's only gonna be one winner in this fight.

You're probably right. I shoulda stuck with agreeing with you on page one.

good job team

Only took 6 pages....60% of RJ padding by clearly trying to express his man-crush on Robtard

Don't we all have a man crush on Robtard?

OK, everyone calm down.

Indeed. RJ wants Rob all to himself.....

Pretty sure Rob's got his hands full......Or at least his anus.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pretty sure Rob's got his hands full......Or at least his anus.

If that's the case, we all know it can't be your slimjim-esque penis.

Originally posted by Robtard
If that's the case, we all know it can't be your slimjim-esque penis.
Calm down.

Considering you're discussing my anus, I'm not the one that needs to calm down.

No, that just shows that I would be the top, girly man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, that just shows that I would be the top, girly man.

Calm down. (or go jerk off, whichever helps you achieve a level of calmness)

Originally posted by Robtard
Calm down.
Too late for pleasantries. Now bend over.