Batman vs Shang Chi

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Batman vs Shang Chi

This is a test of skill. No chi amping for Shang and Batman doesn't have his Bats suit on for this fight.

Who wins out of pure skill alone?

Shang does.

Shang.

Schlong Chi

Batman.

Originally posted by batdude123
Batman.
Originally posted by batdude123
Batman.

Shang-Chi 8/10. Minimum.

The Master of Kung Fu!

^Is Bruce Lee and not this cheap sucker uhuh and Batman is the master of MMA.

MMA > Kung Fu

😛

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
^Is Bruce Lee and not this cheap sucker uhuh and Batman is the master of MMA.

MMA > Kung Fu

😛

Which of course is why Bruce is widely considered as better than Dragon, Shiva and Tiger. Oh wait... he's not.

FYI Shang-Chi, like his father, is a master of all known martial arts. In fact... he was effortlessly pawned half a dozen monks who had also mastered every martial art, and that's what he'll do to Batman.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Which of course is why Bruce is widely considered as better than Dragon, Shiva and Tiger. Oh wait... he's not.

FYI Shang-Chi, like his father, is a master of all known martial arts. In fact... he was effortlessly pawned half a dozen monks who had also mastered every martial art, and that's what he'll do to Batman.


So he is widely considered worse? By whome? Idiots? Haters? In Public Enemies he faced more then one opponent and still found the time to beat Shiva grin

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Widely considered? By whome? Idiots? Haters? In Public Enemies he faced more then one opponent and still found the time to beat Shiva grin

A mind controlled Shiva, which is completely irrelevant. Dragon, Tiger and Shiva (and they aren't the only DC characters more skilled than Bruce either, he isn't even top 5) are all more skilled than Bruce, and so is Shang-Chi. I'd ask you to see reason and attempt to be impartial... but your screen name is Batman-Prime so that would be a wasted effort on my part.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
A mind controlled Shiva, which is completely irrelevant. Dragon, Tiger and Shiva (and they aren't the only DC characters more skilled than Bruce either, he isn't even top 5) are all more skilled than Bruce, and so is Shang-Chi. I'd ask you to see reason and attempt to be impartial... but your screen name is Batman-Prime so that would be a wasted effort on my part.

The only one AS skilled is KK. I don't know where you got your misinformation but you hate for DC pours from every word you spill ^^.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
The only one more skilled is KK. I don't know where you got your misinformation but you hate for DC pours from every word you spill ^^.
Ouch! osheet

Batman twitches his eyelid and Shang Chi gets paralyzed.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
The only one more skilled is KK. I don't know where you got your misinformation but you hate for DC pours from every word you spill ^^.

I don't hate DC, I'm just not a Batman fanboy. This affords me the luxury of being able to accurately determine his placement relative to all other DC characters because unlike some posters the circulation to my genitals isn't cut off by wearing Batman underoos made for preteen boys. Connor Hawke. Cass. Shiva. Dragon. Tiger. Tommy Jagger. All more skilled than Batman. White Cannary and Drakon, also likely more skilled.

Originally posted by Badabing
Ouch! osheet

Batman twitches his eyelid and Shang Chi gets paralyzed.

Oh damn, sorry, my Bad how could this happen, mmmmust be the alcohol and/or the drugsmhmm. Won't happen again and already fixed. 😮

Ahem: Bada can you edit the post of the people who quoted me and replace the "more" with AS? I won't tell anyone...

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
The only one AS skilled is KK. I don't know where you got your misinformation but you hate for DC pours from every word you spill ^^.

MORE skilled.

KK merely fights Kryptonians and Daxamites barehanded, but only Batman has the Batkick.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I don't hate DC, I'm just not a Batman fanboy. This affords me the luxury of being able to accurately determine his placement relative to all other DC characters because unlike some posters the circulation to my genitals isn't cut off by wearing Batman underoos made for preteen boys. Connor Hawke. Cass. Shiva. Dragon. Tiger. Tommy Jagger. All more skilled than Batman. White Cannary and Drakon, also likely more skilled.

Don't worry I know how highly you think about yourself and I also know what to give about your opinion. I also heard you are more pro-marvel and your hate for Batman is more then obvious. You can call me a fanboy but insults only prove that one can't expect anything better from you. hehe

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Oh damn, sorry, my Bad how could this happen, mmmmust be the alcohol and/or the drugsmhmm. Won't happen again and already fixed. 😮
I wasn't too serious. 😛

Srank can handle huimself.

Originally posted by cdtm
MORE skilled.

KK merely fights Kryptonians and Daxamites barehanded, but only Batman has the Batkick.

You are a genius.