Batman (Bale) vs Catwoman (Pfeiffer)

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
You're right she should use a random pipe and some puppies. With wich she has no skill just like Joker did to kick the sh!t out of Batman.

Hand to hand, she fails. Keaton overpowered her easily. Twice. With a whip, she still fails. Kyle can sidekicke sidekick sidekick all she wants, but Bale would just catch her leg, sweep her down and them pummel her.

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
Truth is Selina, so long as Batman doesn't get his doesn't need weapons to win.

Batman has infinitely better screen feats. Kyle had only durability when getting thrown out of a window, beaten and napalmed by Batman, dropped from a trick umbrella by Penguin, and finally shot by Max. She was easily overpowered by Keaton twice.

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
As I mentioned she doesn't need the whip, but it ain't gonna hurt, her to have it. Given her accuracy with it. Strikes to the face and entanglement are real possibilities.

Yeah, no. Entanglement is not gonna happen as Batman has blades on his gauntlets that could easily cut her whip, and his cape is made for offensive and defensive purposes. If anything, Bale could let Kyle snare his arm and then yank the whip, and her, across the room.

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
Seeing as they are backflips and sidekicks Batman couldn't hope to match. It kinda does. She is more mobile, better balanced, generally faster etc. She can scale walls, pull off gymnastics routines amidst combat, and throw kicks with out almost falling over thing Batman struggles with.

All Kyle did was make a flashy entrance to Keaton and Penguin by doing some backflips and then saying, "Meow." When the explosion at the Shreck store happened, you could see how slowly Kyle was scaling that wall. Batman even beat her to the top. Batman doesnt need agility when he clearly has documented strength and training.

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
I'd give her decent odds against one of the Predators from that movie. Wait no she'd stomp on one. Don't forgot one of'em got iced by the dude from the "Pianist" with a make shift hatchet.

Thank you for that laugh. I needed that. That was the funniest,and quite silliest, post I've read n a while. Royce is a trainined mercenary with killing and survival skills. Kyle would be cat food.

Originally posted by Riot-Gear
Out classed how? He may be able to lift more and has a better in game, but other then that the match is stacked against Batman. If it hurts your Batman worship pride I'm sorry, but its true.

You have done nothing to prove to me how Kyle would win. Period. As far as worship goes, I'm not the guy with serious delusions. To think that Catwoman from Burton's second Batman film could even come close to KOing Bale Batman is just rabid fanboyism. Either get your game together and bring some serious meat to the table for debate or just please concede.

Originally posted by Impediment
Suuuuure. We all know how falling out of a building through multiple canopies and landing in snow and being overrun by stray cats can bestow magic powers on a woman with severe. Personality issues.

In a world with mutant penguins...yes.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
In a world with mutant penguins...yes.

Oswald Cobblepot is not a mutant penguin.

He's a short, egg shaped, deformed human with fused, webbed hands, bad teeth/skin, with a really pointy nose who has an affinity for the cold.

awermm

i am surprised this thread has gone three pages

mmm

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i am surprised this thread has gone three pages

Tell that to the Cat worshippers.

You have a lot of comic knowledge, Mark. I agree that Catwoman in the comics is, kinda, a match for Batman, but wouldn't you agree that Pfeiffer's Catwoman, given her less than notable screen feats, gets raped by Bale Man?

Selina wins by default because Baleman dies of self-induced throat cancer

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Selina wins by default because Baleman dies of self-induced throat cancer

That joke landed about 10 yards from the end zone for me.

awermm

Originally posted by Impediment
Tell that to the Cat worshippers.

You have a lot of comic knowledge, Mark. I agree that Catwoman in the comics is, kinda, a match for Batman, but wouldn't you agree that Pfeiffer's Catwoman, given her less than notable screen feats, gets raped by Bale Man?

yeah matt selina gets raped a whole helluva lot by bale bats.. thats why last night i re-watched batman returns just to be sure.. there is nothing that selina can do to bale bats except lose

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
yeah matt selina gets raped a whole helluva lot by bale bats.. thats why last night i re-watched batman returns just to be sure.. there is nothing that selina can do to bale bats except lose

Pretty sure she'd give him a boner as well, she looked pretty hot in a leather cat outfit

Originally posted by steverules_2
Pretty sure she'd give him a boner as well, she looked pretty hot in a leather cat outfit

😂

Originally posted by Impediment
That joke landed about 10 yards from the end zone for me.

awermm

Who said I was joking? uhuh

batdur

selina went easy on Keaton cause she had a little soft spot for him as well as he did for her.

for sure Bale is not gonna fall for her flirtyness, she can act all slutty all she wants. and she will give Bale a harder fight than Keaton cause she will see that Bale doesnt have a soft spot for her as well, so she will give him everything she's got since they dont give a damn about eachother.

I agree 100%, sir. Bale will still pummel her into Friskies cats food.

Bale would simply brake her!

She had an upper hand on Keaton simply due to seduction.

Bale has crunch gloves and heavy armor. And Memory Cloth cape that can distract her eyes while he pounds in and brakes a leg or two.
A device that can send a flurry of bats in her face as well.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Bale would simply brake her!

She had an upper hand on Keaton simply due to seduction.

Bale has crunch gloves and heavy armor. And Memory Cloth cape that can distract her eyes while he pounds in and brakes a leg or two.
A device that can send a flurry of bats in her face as well.

Originally posted by chomperx9
no weapons for bats

Awwwwww shiiiiiiiiiet!

Originally posted by Impediment
Bale-man showed far better fighting prowess in Batman Begins by taking on an entire prison gang.

Catwoman is cat food.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hand to hand, she fails. Keaton overpowered her easily. Twice. With a whip, she still fails. Kyle can sidekicke sidekick sidekick all she wants, but Bale would just catch her leg, sweep her down and them pummel her.

Because you didn't get it the first 500 hundreds times you were told. Keaton Batman would demolish, straight up stomp the yard. What ever the hell euphemism you'd like to use with Bale Batman. End of story. He is faster, stronger, tougher, and yes folks more skilled. For the record Keaton Batman'ed kick the sh!t outta any one in the Nolan films including prison gangs and the like, nobody from those movies'd really slow him down.

So once again Kyle going down to him is not a bad feat. The fact that she got any where speaks volumes for her.

Originally posted by Impediment

Batman has infinitely better screen feats. Kyle had only durability when getting thrown out of a window, beaten and napalmed by Batman, dropped from a trick umbrella by Penguin, and finally shot by Max. She was easily overpowered by Keaton twice.

Are you seriously suggesting that getting shot, tossed out a building, chucked threw windows etc, etc aren't durability feats?

Or are you trying to say they don't count? Really what is the asinine point you are trying to pass off as logic here?

Originally posted by Impediment

Yeah, no. Entanglement is not gonna happen as Batman has blades on his gauntlets that could easily cut her whip, and his cape is made for offensive and defensive purposes. If anything, Bale could let Kyle snare his arm and then yank the whip, and her, across the room.

It's not all about strength, which you have yet to prove he has the advantage in. Its as much about leverage and balance. Things she has a much better grasp of.

Originally posted by Impediment

All Kyle did was make a flashy entrance to Keaton and Penguin by doing some backflips and then saying, "Meow." When the explosion at the Shreck store happened, you could see how slowly Kyle was scaling that wall. Batman even beat her to the top. Batman doesnt need agility when he clearly has documented strength and training.

She also pulled off back flips as an escape in here second fight with Batman.

Even if she scaled the wall slowly, you've missed the point they are agility feats Batman couldn't replicate there for she has better agility.

Prove, with feats he has greater strength, he may have training, but going by on screen fighting/feats it doesn't make him any more skilled.

Originally posted by Impediment

Thank you for that laugh. I needed that. That was the funniest,and quite silliest, post I've read n a while. Royce is a trainined mercenary with killing and survival skills. Kyle would be cat food.

Even ignoring the fact that it was nose beak boy from the "Pianist". Predators went down to normal humans in melee combat. Remember the yakuza guy did okay to. So Kyle a super durable, highly agile, skilled fighter should be fine.

Originally posted by Impediment

You have done nothing to prove to me how Kyle would win. Period. As far as worship goes, I'm not the guy with serious delusions. To think that Catwoman from Burton's second Batman film could even come close to KOing Bale Batman is just rabid fanboyism. Either get your game together and bring some serious meat to the table for debate or just please concede.

Lets see I've covered agility, durability, analysed fighting styles, looked at strength feats. Discussed the pros and cons of both fighters, presented full arguments. Responded the criticisms etc. You know engaged in discussion and debate.

You on the other hand have with out provocation or seemingly analysis. Regardless of reply spouted what amounts to two word sentences similar to "Batman pwns", "He has like ninja skills", "he's stronger".

So here's the challenge boyo review the feats, analyse the fighters, and put together an actual reason for why Batman wins.

In other word put up or shut up.

Batman wins. You are the only one here who, for some asinine reason, says otherwise.

I'm tired of arguing with a wannabe Rogue Jedi disciple who gets an erection from trolling. Have fun in Never Never Land where the impossible seems possoble to you.