Thor (without Mjolnir) VS Wolverine

Started by Sr J-Bieb78 pages

Originally posted by zopzop
@Sr J-Bieb

Go back and look at the scans I posted and the one you posted. Tell me if you see a difference.

Lunging at his face vs swiping at arms length. Notice how Thor learned his lesson and was quick to block it with his hammer. He can't do that in this thread.

Good point, Thor's face wasn't taken off.

And Thor learned that he didn't want tiny cuts on his face, true

Glad we agree 👆

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Good point, Thor's face wasn't taken off.

And Thor learned that he didn't want tiny cuts on his face, true

Glad we agree 👆

What does Thor getting sliced by a glancing blow have to do with a hypothetical clean connection to his face?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
What does Thor getting sliced by a glancing blow have to do with a hypothetical clean connection to his face?

Nothing, unless he likes trolling or padding his post count.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
What does Thor getting sliced by a glancing blow have to do with a hypothetical clean connection to his face?
Sounds pretty suspect to me calling it a glancing blow after you argued that Thor spun Mangog around with his hammer blow... but that's just me.

Wolverine moves Thor's head with a surprise claw shot = glancing blow
Does that mean the hit on Mangog was a glancing blow?

Originally posted by zopzop
Nothing, unless he likes trolling or padding his post count.
Haven't you've admitted defeat everytime I've argued with you?

I don't get it

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Haven't you've admitted defeat everytime I've argued with you?

I don't get it

Getting sick of you posting the same thing over and over again != admitting defeat. Nice try though.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Sounds pretty suspect to me calling it a glancing blow after you argued that Thor spun Mangog around with his hammer blow... but that's just me.

Wolverine moves Thor's head with a surprise claw shot = glancing blow
Does that mean the hit on Mangog was a glancing blow?

VS

First of all, see the difference between the two attacks? One at arms length the other one a lunging attack.

Secondly, notice how Thor cried out in pain every time Wolverine connected. I don't cry out in pain from "cat scratches". Maybe they weren't 'cat scratches" or maybe they were and Thor is a b-tch?

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Haven't you've admitted defeat everytime I've argued with you?

Yes

Originally posted by zopzop
Getting sick of you posting the same thing over and over again != admitting defeat. Nice try though.
It does when you admit defeat

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
It does when you admit defeat

See? Like I said, you just like padding your post count. 🙄

Originally posted by zopzop
VS

First of all, see the difference between the two attacks? One at arms length the other one a lunging attack.

Secondly, notice how Thor cried out in pain every time Wolverine connected. I don't cry out in pain from "cat scratches". Maybe they weren't 'cat scratches" or maybe they were and Thor is a b-tch?

Lunging claw swipe vs firmly planted uppercut-ish claw swipe
I know I don't hit harder when I jump through the air with my feet up swinging my arms, I guess you're going to tell me Wolverine does though.

Someone cried out in comics due to being hit? You'd think this happens so much that it'd be a non point.
But ya, kitty scratches. Maybe a cat between 1 and 2.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Lunging claw swipe vs firmly planted uppercut-ish claw swipe
I know I don't hit harder when I jump through the air with my feet up swinging my arms, I guess you're going to tell me Wolverine does though.

Someone cried out in comics due to being hit? You'd think this happens so much that it'd be a non point.
But ya, kitty scratches. Maybe a cat between 1 and 2.

Slashing someone in the face at arms length with a knife vs lunging at their face with a knife. Guess which one wrecks you more?

Mangog didn't even make a grunt, let alone scream, when Thor did took off the upper half of one horn with his attack. Why does Thor scream like a little girl from Wolverine's 'cat scratches'?

Originally posted by zopzop
See? Like I said, you just like padding your post count. 🙄
What else am I supposed to say? That you run away everytime I debate you? That you've admitted defeat before? That you're wrong... a lot?

I don't get how you think it's a real anus thumper to make full posts about padding post counts though.
"I'm going to make my entire post about someone else padding their post count... that'll show them!"

Post count bro, the only thing that matters bro

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
What else am I supposed to say? That you run away everytime I debate you? That you've admitted defeat before? That you're wrong... a lot?

I don't get how you think it's a real anus thumper to make full posts about padding post counts though.
"I'm going to make my entire post about someone else padding their post count... that'll show them!"

Post count bro, the only thing that matters bro

Like now, a whole lot of nothing. Repeat garbage, annoy, when the other side doesn't feel like going on, claim victory! Nice strategy.

Originally posted by zopzop
Slashing someone in the face at arms length with a knife vs lunging at their face with a knife. Guess which one wrecks you more?

Mangog didn't even make a grunt, let alone scream, when Thor did took off the upper half of one horn with his attack. Why does Thor scream like a little girl from Wolverine's 'cat scratches'?

Well if you're lunging through the air swinging a knife, then that's a really stupid idea... and for the life of me, I can't see lunge slashing through the air with a knife doing more damage than being firmly planted and slashing them. Unless you're lunging through the air stabbing it straight in.

Mangog doesn't grunt when he gets hit? Guess that disproves people crying out in comics all the time!
Real people don't cry out in pain or make loud noises due to getting punched, people in comics do. That shit would look ridiculous
It hurt Thor, and it's comics so he screamed. I don't see what kind of point you're trying to make unless you're joking

Originally posted by zopzop
Like now, a whole lot of nothing. Repeat garbage, annoy, when the other side doesn't feel like going on, claim victory! Nice strategy.
Except the other times were actual debates, well, me trying to teach you something

This is just about you whining about my post count like you think anyone cares what their post count is. Quite frankly, I'm not sure what my post count is, and I'm not going to check.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
It hurt Thor, and it's comics so he screamed. I don't see what kind of point you're trying to make unless you're joking

Grown men don't scream in pain like 12 year olds from "cat scratches" right? Every time Wolverine connected, he screamed in pain. So either those cuts did real damage or Thor is a b-tch.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Except the other times were actual debates, well, me trying to teach you something

This is just about you whining about my post count like you think anyone cares what their post count is. Quite frankly, I'm not sure what my post count is, and I'm not going to check.

Another garbage post. 🙄

Originally posted by zopzop
Grown men don't scream in pain like 12 year olds from "cat scratches" right? Every time Wolverine connected, he screamed in pain. So either those cuts did real damage or Thor is a b-tch.

Skipped to ignoring things so soon? I see you're streamlining to your concession
Grown men don't cry out in pain from punches to the face either. It's comics. Grown men cry out all the time there.
Like I said, it hurt him.

Obviously it didn't do real damage since it was a cat scratch on his face, so ignoring everything I said previously like you did, the only other option is he's a pussy. A pussy who didn't get his face taken off by Wolverine's claws, so there's that

Originally posted by zopzop
Another garbage post. 🙄
Maybe I should start whining about everything to get some good posts in

Originally posted by Silent Master
Interesting, I didn't know that calling you on your lies equaled trolling.

Accusing someone of lying is a borderline personal attack. Your argument is one of semantics. Lies are intentional.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
[B]Skipped to ignoring things so soon? I see you're streamlining to your concession
Grown men don't cry out in pain from punches to the face either. It's comics. Grown men cry out all the time there.
Like I said, it hurt him.

Obviously it didn't do real damage since it was a cat scratch on his face, so ignoring everything I said previously like you did, the only other option is he's a pussy. A pussy who didn't get his face taken off by Wolverine's claws, so there's that

Maybe I should start whining about everything to get some good posts in [b]

Didn't he get cut across his abdomen too? IRRC he said "Aaah" then too.

The only reason I brought up the issue was because another user was using it as evidence in favour of Thor without taking the entire issue into account.