A Hardhitting Question

this mainly pertains to the guys.
a few weeks ago on a podcast i listen to called Creature Talk, they were asked a hardhitting question and now, i would like to ask you guys.

"You are in an avalanche and you've been injured. You come to and you realize that your left arm is broken. You can't move it. You've got this huge wall of rock and ice, whatever. And behind it, you've got your right arm, which is for some reason holding on to a knife. And you've got your dick. Your right arm you can kinda struggle out, but you have to let go of the knife. And your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can't get it out. So, there is a news helicopter that's flying by - that if you could just wave to them with your right arm,you could flag them down and it would take them about three hours to get to you. Now, here's the twist: is there's a very horny Silverback gorilla behind you that is going to butt**** you for all three of those hours on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, the only other option, is to use the knife that's trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick. And you'd just lose it forever, but you can run and make it back just fine, but you have to lose your dick. So, you cut off your dick or do you enjoy three hours of televised gorilla butt****ing?"

for the original audio, here's a vid one of the Creatures (SSoHPKC) made
YouTube video

I'd break the ice with my raging boner then I'd beat the gorilla to death with it.

A gorilla's penis average length is only three inches long. I'd take some gorilla rape to save my extremities.

I'm not sure there is any situation, with which I would lop off my penis willing.

I can therapy the sexual animal violation.

Originally posted by Impediment
A gorilla's penis average length is only three inches long. I'd take some gorilla rape to save my extremities.

I just learned something.

Sign me up for gorilla rape.

Sure, I wouldn't mind some gorilla love making.

Guess I'm going to have to buy that gorilla drink, because Rhythmic Jr. isn't going anywhere.

How about using the knife to chip away at the ice?
Wait, that would be logical.
Nevermind. I'll take the buttrape....

Who voted for chopping off your dick?

Not me. vin

I rather just die. I forgot how forward he can be in this site unlike kid friendly commercial ones. 😘

i use the knife to kill myself with, plunging it into my chest. i dont want to lose an arm, penis or get raped. i would be crippled and a eunuch, three things i told myself i would never be.

I'd use the knife to chop the gorilla's dick off.

Let me go with another logical solution, instead of killing yourself, Or anything like that.

Logically, when the male penis is fully erect it is the hottest body part on the surface of the body, typically remaining at about 96, to 100 degrees.
Ice, being as it is water, it melts.
Raging Boner=Fantastic Escape.

Gorillas run on all fours, so you running away from a horny gorilla is very likely.
Case solved... again.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Let me go with another logical solution, instead of killing yourself, Or anything like that.

Logically, when the male penis is fully erect it is the hottest body part on the surface of the body, typically remaining at about 96, to 100 degrees.
Ice, being as it is water, it melts.
Raging Boner=Fantastic Escape.

Gorillas run on all fours, so you running away from a horny gorilla is very likely.
Case solved... again.

Getting a boner when your dick is stuck in a block of ice doesn't sound very logical...

Gorillas can run up to 25 mph, so good luck outrunning one.

Also.. how the **** did my dick get stuck in a wall of ice? And where did this gorilla come from?

Trust me it would be more logical than cutting your Dick off.....

Originally posted by mikeydude
Trust me it would be more logical than cutting your Dick off.....

I don't even think it's possible to get a boner in that situation...

It's like a cold shower, only colder.

Agreed, besides, why not just use the knife to kill the gorilla?

I would rather kill the Gorilla or if that's not possible, kill myself... better then those two options.

Gorilla in the snow? Gtfo

Originally posted by King of Blades
Agreed, besides, why not just use the knife to kill the gorilla?