Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Because the hand holding the knife is trapped and you'd have to let go of the knife, losing it forever, in order to free the hand.
Yeah I didn't read your description 😐
This however paints an extremely interesting scenario. How the hell are you stuck? I imagine that in order to cut of your dick, your right hand must be close enough to it to at least successfully dismember ones penis.
But your left arm is broken? Stuck between the ice? Most likely, right? Only way I can feasibly imagine it happening so that you can still somehow have your dick (which frozen in ice can hardly amount to much of a dick anyway) AND you're right arm trapped in this wall.
So back to your right arm. Somehow loosey goosey, but can't be freed without losing the knife. I can only imagine a crack to accomplish this as it is feasible to imagine a crack that can go from the right shoulder to the midsection to make amputation of the penis possible.
Still though, this scenario is almost hopelessly impossible. I mean I can't see the mechanics working. I get the question, your dick or the gorillas...