The Republican Party

Started by Darth Jello8 pages

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Right but you guys have more sense and seem less bogged down. Hence why Canada seems a lot more active, the UK is burning, and Israel is pretty close to rioting as well.

What I don't want to see is a situation where the cultists in power decide to default on the debt causing a global economic collapse. Like I honestly thought that by the way the world was reacting that we could have been at war with the rest of the planet right now.

oh, totally, not to sound elitist, but compared to your recent debt and banking issues, Canada looks like a very solid investment, in fact, bank deregulation would be political suicide in Canada

however, you guys do set the world stage. Corporations don't sing a different tune here than they do in America, our system is just less subservient to money interests (though, not immune).

Honestly, I think a lot of issues here are ignored because there aren't as blatant issues as there are in America. Our police and elected officials get away with a lot because it doesn't cross "that line" which your police and officials cross too regularly... it just gets not press because we would rather hear about how we are better than Americans than where we need work.

there is less corruption in our politics... I don't actually know how to explain it...

Originally posted by inimalist
oh, totally, not to sound elitist, but compared to your recent debt and banking issues, Canada looks like a very solid investment, in fact, bank deregulation would be political suicide in Canada

however, you guys do set the world stage. Corporations don't sing a different tune here than they do in America, our system is just less subservient to money interests (though, not immune).

Honestly, I think a lot of issues here are ignored because there aren't as blatant issues as there are in America. Our police and elected officials get away with a lot because it doesn't cross "that line" which your police and officials cross too regularly... it just gets not press because we would rather hear about how we are better than Americans than where we need work.

there is less corruption in our politics... I don't actually know how to explain it...

It doesn't get hot enough for you guys to develop that unique mixture of religious indignation, greed, and mental retardation necessary to become as stupid as us. Plus you don't exactly have a history of lazy dependence on slave labor and inbreeding. I also appreciate how you dump all the crap you create like Justin Beiber, Bryan Adams, and Celine Dion over here while still laying claim to Malcolm Ingram, Wayne Gretzky, D.O.A., adn Tim Hortons. Can we trade?

I would gladly trade the Republican party for your one glaring national defect (poutine) any day.

Originally posted by inimalist
it just gets not press because we would rather hear about how we are better than Americans than where we need work.

there is less corruption in our politics... I don't actually know how to explain it...


I mean, taking your word for it, but lol!

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
I honestly take heart that every time I visit KMC, often months apart, I still find inimalist and Symmetric Chaos acting as lone bastions of sense.
QTF

Originally posted by inimalist
Canada... better than America
This is all I took away from your post because I am an elitist.

Canada's single-payer health care policy is better than that of the United States.

Canada's got a weak ass military though.

And that's all that matters.

More like bestest professional small army in teh world! We don't need numbers or B-2's, just the best sniping record and the worst helicopters to kick ass!

I heard from a U.S. sniper that Canadian snipers are pretty badass.

Originally posted by Quark_666
I heard from a U.S. sniper that Canadian snipers are pretty badass.
We previously had the first and second longest kills recorded by a sniper, but a U.K. guy beat us a few years back.

Originally posted by Quark_666
And you're right, the rhetoric gets pretty condescending and judgmental, I know.

Well I am glad that we argee on something. 🙂

Originally posted by Darth Jello
It doesn't get hot enough for you guys to develop that unique mixture of religious indignation, greed, and mental retardation necessary to become as stupid as us. Plus you don't exactly have a history of lazy dependence on slave labor and inbreeding. I also appreciate how you dump all the crap you create like Justin Beiber, Bryan Adams, and Celine Dion over here while still laying claim to Malcolm Ingram, Wayne Gretzky, D.O.A., adn Tim Hortons. Can we trade?

I would gladly trade the Republican party for your one glaring national defect (poutine) any day.

hell, I'd make the trade

the republican party would have no base up here, and we aren't taking the Tea Partiers

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
More like bestest professional small army in teh world! We don't need numbers or B-2's, just the best sniping record and the worst helicopters to kick ass!

don't forget defective submarines

You don't have room for the Tea Party in Port Radium?

we could do better than port radium 🙂

maybe north of Baffin Island... I'm not sure if there are any permanent settlements though

EDIT: ha, send em to the military base at Alert. They can be the vigilant guard against the Soviets

So the Straw Poll results are in.

Bachman in first (god forbid)

Ron Paul in second

Tim Pawlenty in third

Originally posted by ares834
So the Straw Poll results are in.

Bachman in first (god forbid)

Ron Paul in second

Tim Pawlenty in third

Not that this means much. Ron Paul is first or second every year but never gets very far.

Canada? Better than America? Canada has hate speech laws. Your country is a piece of shit. No matter America's flaws, the fact that you can be fined for making fun of gays indicates what a shitty, HIV+ nation you have.

lol, oooh, that stings so much