Socially Awkward Barker...

Started by Thoren76 pages

If you do date her, give her the ol' business from me.

Whats the ol' business? Is that some weird Texas shit? ermmnone

Yeah, I thought you knew that? ermmnone

So this stripper chatted me up today whilst she was handing out flyers to the stripjoint shes gonna be nude at tonight....

I just finished work so was tired and a bit pissed off at life, and wasn't that interested.

She asked me to dance, and to hopefully see me later tonight which will be starting in an hour.

I walked away.

Did I make the right decision? haermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Yeah, I thought you knew that? ermmnone

Shit, no man.
Originally posted by lord xyz
So this stripper chatted me up today whilst she was handing out flyers to the stripjoint shes gonna be nude at tonight....

I just finished work so was tired and a bit pissed off at life, and wasn't that interested.

She asked me to dance, and to hopefully see me later tonight which will be starting in an hour.

I walked away.

Did I make the right decision? haermm


XYZ HAS NO PROBLEMS CALLING BARKER BETA FOR NOT TALKING TO GIRL UNTIL NOW

TOO SCARED TO TALK TO STRIPPER

GO ****ING FIGURE

Originally posted by Barker
Shit, no man.

XYZ HAS NO PROBLEMS CALLING BARKER BETA FOR NOT TALKING TO GIRL UNTIL NOW

TOO SCARED TO TALK TO STRIPPER

GO ****ING FIGURE

We talked for quite a bit, I just didn't want to dance or spend money on lap dances when I have work tomorrow morning. haermm

You could have talked her into ****ing, you ****ing moron.

Yeah, MORON.

I think Sir abc is a virgin.

Originally posted by Thoren
You could have talked her into ****ing, you ****ing moron.
So I made the wrong choice. haermm weep

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, MORON.
ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
ermmhappy

Originally posted by lord xyz
So I made the wrong choice. haermm weep
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.

1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone

Originally posted by lord xyz
So I made the wrong choice. haermm weep

ermm

ermmhappy


uhuh

More questions from Socially Awkward Barker aka SAB

We talked for the first time for a few minutes yesterday, I have class tomorrow, that makes it ok to sit by her right?

Originally posted by Thoren
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.

1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone


>2011
>calling your dick a Sgt. Pepper

XYZ's would be more like Little Me off of With the Beatles amirite haermm

He could call it Snickerdoodle? srug

haermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.

1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone

Maybe I'll see her tomorrow and try to make my move then. haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
Maybe I'll see her tomorrow and try to make my move then. haermm
Keep me updated.

link-rape

Originally posted by Thoren
Keep me updated.

link-rape

She gave me physical contact, so I'm closer to first base than Barker. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
uhuh

More questions from Socially Awkward Barker aka SAB

We talked for the first time for a few minutes yesterday, I have class tomorrow, that makes it ok to sit by her right?

What does your heart say?

Notice how I said heart and not Penis?

Originally posted by lord xyz
She gave me physical contact, so I'm closer to first base than Barker. haermm

I'm going to go home and make a biguhuh.gif uhuh
Originally posted by BakaXero
What does your heart say?

Notice how I said heart and not Penis?


haermm I think it'd be ok

Originally posted by Barker
I'm going to go home and make a biguhuh.gif uhuh

haermm I think it'd be ok

Listen SAB.

You have to pretend to be interested in the things she's interested in, but without her telling you she's interested in them.

For example, ask her if she likes Harry Potter fanfiction, procrastinating and bulbasaur signatures on KMC.

If she says yes, you owe me a cake. 😐

If it turns out to be you in drag I will beat the shit out of you. 😐

So I have to guess what she likes? srug