So this stripper chatted me up today whilst she was handing out flyers to the stripjoint shes gonna be nude at tonight....
I just finished work so was tired and a bit pissed off at life, and wasn't that interested.
She asked me to dance, and to hopefully see me later tonight which will be starting in an hour.
I walked away.
Did I make the right decision? haermm
Originally posted by Thoren
Yeah, I thought you knew that? ermmnone
Originally posted by lord xyz
So this stripper chatted me up today whilst she was handing out flyers to the stripjoint shes gonna be nude at tonight....I just finished work so was tired and a bit pissed off at life, and wasn't that interested.
She asked me to dance, and to hopefully see me later tonight which will be starting in an hour.
I walked away.
Did I make the right decision? haermm
TOO SCARED TO TALK TO STRIPPER
GO ****ING FIGURE
Originally posted by lord xyzWell, yes, and here are the reasons why.
So I made the wrong choice. haermm weep
1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone
Originally posted by lord xyz
So I made the wrong choice. haermm weepermm
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More questions from Socially Awkward Barker aka SAB
We talked for the first time for a few minutes yesterday, I have class tomorrow, that makes it ok to sit by her right?
Originally posted by Thoren
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone
XYZ's would be more like Little Me off of With the Beatles amirite haermm
Originally posted by ThorenMaybe I'll see her tomorrow and try to make my move then. haermm
Well, yes, and here are the reasons why.1. ***** was all up on your junk (I'm assuming)
2. She wanted to see you dance, which means she wanted to see you thrust your junk at her.
3. She was inviting you to see her dance, which is probably a monetary reason, but **** it, who doesn't like watching whores grind on a pole (hint hint).
4. Even if she was maybe a bit of a skank, you could of wrapped Sgt. Pepper up, and still pounded that pussy til the cows came home, or whatever comes home for Brits. ermmnone
Originally posted by BarkerListen SAB.
I'm going to go home and make a biguhuh.gif uhuhhaermm I think it'd be ok
You have to pretend to be interested in the things she's interested in, but without her telling you she's interested in them.
For example, ask her if she likes Harry Potter fanfiction, procrastinating and bulbasaur signatures on KMC.
If she says yes, you owe me a cake. 😐