Socially Awkward Barker...

She likes art, graphics and design. Or do you forget why you'd go to such a class. Ask to look at her work, you may find more clues what she's interested in, her style and other things.

Originally posted by Barker
If it turns out to be you in drag I will beat the shit out of you. 😐

So I have to guess what she likes? srug

You sit next to her, look at the stupid shit she writes when she's bored, or what kind of clothes she wears or what bags she has, or any stupid thing she says.

Later you gotta look like you like those things.

EXAMPLES
She has an ACDC written on her notebook, wear your ACDC shirt.
You over hear her talking about how much she loves Starbucks. Come in late to class with holding a starbucks coffee. If the teacher picks on you say "Hey, I needed my morning coffee bro". (This is one is so genius I can't believe I thought of it spontaneously)

MORE DARING EXAMPLES
She writes I'm bored on her notepad. You write me too on yours and show her.
She blabs to her plastic friends she's going to see some Jonas Bros shit. You buy two tickets and punch your roommate in the balls til he comes along with you.

ermm

Sack up, you pussy.

Are you an AmeriCAN or and AmeriCAN'T?

Originally posted by BakaXero
She likes art, graphics and design. Or do you forget why you'd go to such a class. Ask to look at her work, you may find more clues what she's interested in, her style and other things.

And I know she went to high school near me but I don't know what to say to that either, except HEY DO YOU KNOW _____ HAERMM

Originally posted by lord xyz
It's easier than you think. 313

You sit next to her, look at the stupid shit she writes when she's bored, or what kind of clothes she wears or what bags she has, or any stupid thing she says.

Later you gotta look like you like those things.

EXAMPLES
She has an ACDC written on her notebook, wear your ACDC shirt.
You over hear her talking about how much she loves Starbucks. Come in late to class with holding a starbucks coffee. If the teacher picks on you say "Hey, I needed my morning coffee bro". (This is one is so genius I can't believe I thought of it spontaneously)

MORE DARING EXAMPLES
She writes I'm bored on her notepad. You write me too on yours and show her.
She blabs to her plastic friends she's going to see some Jonas Bros shit. You buy two tickets and punch your roommate in the balls til he comes along with you.

ermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Sack up, you pussy.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Are you an AmeriCAN or and AmeriCAN'T?

Originally posted by Barker

Would that come off as creepy if she was into say Elvis and I show up on Monday with elvis hair.. 😐

Amerifag

Originally posted by Barker
She's majoring in photography, I don't know much about that though. weep

Ameridunt

Ask her if she needs a nude model then pose for her and then seduce her. haermm or go buy a $3000 SLR camera. Study it's specks then ask to compare lens. Show her your long range lens with 100x zoom. Than show her the pictures you took of her in the shower to show how good the lens is.

Ameriwon't ermm

>she has boyfriend
>haermm

She would have 10 more before Barker Learns her name.haermm

Cryl.

Update #2:

The seminar was for art majors, and we're both art majors, so I figured she'd be there

I saw her and she said hi first and asked how I was doing 😄 😐

But she was on the phone and walking by so I didn't get to say much else

3% of the way towards pollination

Originally posted by Barker
Update #2:

The seminar was for art majors, and we're both art majors, so I figured she'd be there

I saw her and she said hi first and asked how I was doing 😄 😐

But she was on the phone and walking by so I didn't get to say much else

3% of the way towards pollination

>Everybody Hates Chris

biscuits

Don't blow it. crackers

Let her blow it. biscuits

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Originally posted by Thoren
Sack up, you pussy.

Originally posted by Barker

But she was on the phone

>To her boyfriend biscuits

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
>To her boyfriend biscuits

haermm