Socially Awkward Barker...

say it to my face

Barker I will only miss you if you sucked my dick.

Originally posted by Barker
say it to my face

He needs that to suck my dick.

man i have the coolest thing to show you

What?

your stupid poor mans shirt?

More like his 4 inch penis.

i forgot what it was

Awkward....

the memory of a goldfish

wait I remembered

you should dress like james bond

And drink yourself to death.

i threw out like 60% of my clothes because i'd had a lot of them since high school and i don't want to dress like a high schooler

What's the difference?

YouTube video

"throw it on with a pair of shorts if it's chilly out"

Who wears shorts when its cold?

men

americans

****ing retards. It's cold so I'm going to wear shorts. Oh it's alright, I've got a sweater so while I'm running to keep my legs warm I'll have sweat stains. Not to mention the sweater is covering my huge insulated fat belly.

Morans.