Socially Awkward Barker...

do you have tourettes?

No, I drink.

here's a list of how i act on various alcohols

vodka: insane
tequila: outgoing, confident
whiskey: crying, generally shaming my family
rum: chilled out
beer is gross

Beer is amazing you ***!

I'm like 007 when I drink.

i'm like mr bean

You could be like Bond, James Bond.

If I could only get off my ass and lift some heavy stuff 3-4 times a week

Bean and Bond are the only British films outside countries know about. FML

I like Layer Cake

it likes you back as friends only

I haven't been laid in 3 weeks.

I'm practically a virgin again.

pathetic, dude.

when was your last time?

When he was born he was touching a vagina, does that count?

let's change the subject

Lol, you don't get any. Hahahahahaha.`

i read about someone cupping one once

it sounded nice

nut cupping?

nah i'll link it at some point