Love Advice for Barker Channel.

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Official things I found out today: Have friend who went to high school with her one year, asked him for the scoop

Turns out she was a cheerleader, really popular at the school, may or may not be a jack mormon

since you're all so interested. ermmnone

So?
Are you looking for excuses to get out of it now?

No I'm just saying I thought she was this cute shy hipster girl at first srug

Originally posted by Barker

Turns out she was a cheerleader

So she's flexible kinda

And a ***** kinda

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Originally posted by silver_tears
And a ***** kinda

Thats a problem? kinda

Originally posted by Barker
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Just do what most college kids do and bang your teacher instead kinda

I know that's what I did kinda

Show B.bear some love, now his quest to defile 2-d design girl got harder (no pun intended) by her being popular.

haermm I feel pretty confident now. srug

Next level.

Originally posted by Mist_haermm

Just do what most college kids do and bang your teacher instead kinda

kinda

🙂

Do girls like picnics? I'm looking for a girl's opinion, not Thoren's. Is it too cheesy to do one in 2011? ermmnone

Ok maybe Thoren's too. noneermm

GAY

Bitches love picnics. ermmhappy

facepalm

1ST MEETING

Barker: Hey, I'm Michael, whereabouts are you from?

2D girl: ...hi.... *some boring generic place*

Barker: Ermm, what's your name?

2D girl: xyz, I mean, *generic girl name*

Barker: Oh, cool. Bye.

2D girl: ....

2ND MEETING

Barker: Hey, umm. Hi, there!!!

2D girl: I'm on the f*cking phone!!!!!

Barker: Oh, cool. Um, bye then.

3RD MEETING

Barker: Hey, I have a kuh-razy idea, hahaha.

2D girl: ermm

Barker: You wanna go on a picnic or something sometime

2D girl: *generic excuse why it can't happen today or any other time (allergic to grass or something)*

Barker: Oh, well how about we go to the movies?

2D girl: We should probably go into class

*2D girl sits next to the black guy*

😐

crylaugh

3rd meeting was me telling her her art piece on "dominance" was good.

4th meeting will be me stuttering something unintelligible and running out of class crying.

I thought Barker was taft because of the toast. I didn't bother to check the name. It was confusing.