Love Advice for Barker Channel.

Started by Thoren6 pages

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Originally posted by Barker
Tonight is some homecoming shit, a school tradition is you kiss a girl at the Old Sorrel statue at midnight

Guess where I'll be 😐

WHAT IF SHE KISSES SOMEONE

RING HER AND HOPE IT ANSWERS IN HER POCKET!!!

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Originally posted by parenthesis
RING HER AND HOPE IT ANSWERS IN HER POCKET!!!

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crylaugh haermm

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Originally posted by Kram3r
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah.

We're all helping Barks in the wrong way here. First, we have to ASK HIM something. Michael, are you gay? I mean, lets look at the track record here; #13 (didn't know you existed), Honks (HONKS), Fat Kat (I'll leave that to everyone's imagination) and Tills (TILLS). Now, if you like Baloney, that's fine Michael. Many men like the meat-pole. However YOU have to do some searching. 'Cause the resume of women in your life ain't lookin' pretty Michael. If I was a Macca's employer and you handed in that resume, I wouldn't even hire you to mop the floor. So ask yourself this question Mike, I BEG YOU. If you still like women after this talk, maybe I can hook you up with some Kram3r Advice.

PEACE.

I'm just gonna leave this here haermm

uhuh

YouTube video

Spoiler:
didn't watch, lol

hmm...

So Barker just emailed me saying he's switched classes from 2D design to 3D design.

Apparently he was too shit at making a cardboard cutout girlfriend, so they're seeing if he can manage a blow up doll. 131