Hey silver_tears.....

Started by ThorinWoofer363 pages

Tell me a knock knock joke?

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Tell me a knock knock joke?

http://voices.yahoo.com/the-top-10-best-knock-knock-jokes-ever-9059579.html?cat=60

Tell a man a knock knock joke and he'll roll his eyes for a minute. Teach him how to google knock knock jokes and he'll roll his eyes for a lifetime.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Tell me a knock knock joke?
Knock knock.

Originally posted by Dolos
I was being humorous.

epic, simply epic

I had swine for breakfast.

might get costa vida tonight

I'm going to have some fish with veggies and brown rice.

I've let myself go a little.

Time to swing back to working out.

#Stimulants.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I'm going to have some fish with veggies and brown rice.

I've let myself go a little.

Time to swing back to working out.

Veggies and brown rice?

Beta-blockers, ritalin, adderall, hgh, Monster, 5 hour energy, red line, red bull, mio water, electronic cigarettes, macrobiotics, HPG supplements (the four essential amino acids), leptin supplements, heavy duty protein shakes. They got what you need.

So far nothing has topped electronic cigs after the umpteenth inhalation for getting me in the zone, only thing that's matched that was Captain Morgan and White Lightning. Though I've never tried instant release adderall, probably trumps everything else here.

As for exercise, can't beat clean and jerk. Once you master the technique, you'll never have to worry about getting soft again. You'll be screaming "Dragoo!" in no time.

Just my advice. Grain of salt, etc.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Actually I've met several people in person. There's picture proof.
Meet me! 😱

Nvm

Originally posted by Dolos
Well if you're for real and ever in Saint Louis, you should pm and meet me at Pi Pizzeria (6144 Delmar Boulevard, University City; 314-727-6633). Delmar's a cool place to visit here.

Umm I don't even know you haha. I've only ever met people I knew for years prior. As in spoken on the phone and everything.

Originally posted by JKozzy
Meet me! 😱

I'm coming to Boston soon enough 😱

Originally posted by silver_tears
Umm I don't even know you haha. I've only ever met people I knew for years prior. As in spoken on the phone and everything.

You've known me for years and years.

But I won't give you my number, you're a total creep.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You've known me for years and years.

But I won't give you my number, you're a total creep.

You're right. This whole time I've been after your German junk.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're right. This whole time I've been after your German junk.

Well, yeah, that too, but I meant the other thing...you know.

My obsession with German dungeon porn?

Why are French women 1000x easier than Americans and about 9000x easier than Canadians?

Originally posted by Dolos
Why are French women 1000x easier than Americans and about 9000x easier than Canadians?

Cause you have 0 success with women. That's math, bro.

Us Canadians are real classy is why.