Jobbers Gauntlet

Started by Simbon3 pages

Jobbers Gauntlet

Terrax, Apocalypse, and Champion (no gem) run the following gauntlet, with no BFR and getting rested and healed between rounds:

1. Thor
2. U-Foes and The Wrecking Crew
3. Guy Gardner and John Stewart
4. Giant-Man, Atlas, Giganta, Goliath (Clint), Goliath (Bill Foster), Goliath (Tom Foster), Cassie Lang, Atom Smasher, Maul
5. Surfer and Superman

Re-arrange your list to :

Ufoes and WC
Guy and John
Giant man, Atlas, Giganta, Goliath, Goliath, Goliath, Cassie Long, Atom Smasher, Maul
Thor
Surfer Superman

Jobbers make it up to Thor and stop.

^ Rather arrogant and presumptuous of you to tell someone to change their own thread, eh?

Originally posted by Cogito
^ Rather arrogant and presumptuous of you to tell someone to change their own thread, eh?

🙄

Originally posted by zopzop
Re-arrange your list to :

Ufoes and WC
Guy and John
Giant man, Atlas, Giganta, Goliath, Goliath, Goliath, Cassie Long, Atom Smasher, Maul
Thor
Surfer Superman

Jobbers make it up to Thor and stop.

Order is often relative. Thor might do better against some of the later teams than the jobbers would, but I see the jobbers having an easier time against Thor -- for one thing, Apocalypse and Champion have sufficient strength and durability to give Thor a hard time by themselves, and Terrax's axe can kill Thor outright with a good strike, and badly wound him with a lesser one. Without BFR, I do not see him winning against the Jobbers.

During Blood and Thunder, Thor was handling high heralds like children. There are no high heralds on the Jobber Team. Drax OHKOed an amped Champion and Thor has gone toe to toe vs Power Gem Drax.

Thor sould definetly not be first.

They stop there. Good idea for a thread though.

Originally posted by zopzop
During Blood and Thunder, Thor was handling high heralds like children. There are no high heralds on the Jobber Team. Drax OHKOed an amped Champion and Thor has gone toe to toe vs Power Gem Drax.

Regular Thor isn't at those levels, and your ABC logic is crap. Thor would definitely beat Apocalypse or champion in one-on-one fights, but they would not be easy victories; here he is to face them alongside someone that has given decent fights to both Surfer and Morg, and whose axe, with a well-placed strike, can kill Thor instantly. So tell me, how does Thor win?

Originally posted by Simbon
Regular Thor isn't at those levels, and your ABC logic is crap. Thor would definitely beat Apocalypse or champion in one-on-one fights, but they would not be easy victories; here he is to face them alongside someone that has given decent fights to both Surfer and Morg, and whose axe, with a well-placed strike, can kill Thor instantly. So tell me, how does Thor win?

Straight up, Champion and Apoc are jokes. They aren't anywhere in Thor's league. Terrax is mid herald at best. What's stopping Thor from one shotting Champion (who has NO amps, not the Gem or his Gauntlets)like Drax did? The same Drax that couldn't do jack vs Thor even when he had the Power Gem? Then killing Terrax like he almost killed Worthy Thing, then throwing a table at Apoc forcing him to flee?

Originally posted by zopzop
Straight up, Champion and Apoc are jokes. They aren't anywhere in Thor's league. Terrax is mid herald at best. What's stopping Thor from one shotting Champion (who has NO amps, not the Gem or his Gauntlets)like Drax did? The same Drax that couldn't do jack vs Thor even when he had the Power Gem? Then killing Terrax like he almost killed Worthy Thing, then throwing a table at Apoc forcing him to flee?

I forgot to specify in the stips: in this gauntlet, they will not be Jobbing.

Originally posted by Simbon
I forgot to specify in the stips: in this gauntlet, they will not be Jobbing.

Who have these Jobbers fought against and beat that makes you think they'd stand a chance vs Thor?

I guess you can throw in the High Evolutionary/Apoc "fight" where the High Ev didn't seem like he was even interested in fighting and it was Apoc that was pushing things. But Terrax, Champion? What do they have?

Originally posted by Simbon
Terrax's axe can kill Thor outright with a good strike, and badly wound him with a lesser one.

Originally posted by Simbon
whose axe, with a well-placed strike, can kill Thor instantly.?

Terrax can't kill Thor with a well placed axe strike. He'd be extremely lucky to score a knock out. I mean really.

The team should beat a regular everyday Thor for a majority.

Apocalypse isn't really a jobber

Originally posted by psycho gundam
Apocalypse isn't really a jobber

Exactly, he just sucks as a character :
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh79/lorrdraiden/apocvsnamor1.jpg

If that put the fear of God into him, imagine what Mjolnir would do?

You're making Clownpocalypse sad...

Originally posted by Parmaniac

You're making Clownpocalypse sad...


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Originally posted by zopzop
Exactly, he just sucks as a character
not that either. assh0le 😛

right now red hulk is a jobber as all he seems to do is get the shit kicked out of him by characters to show you they're the real deal, and nobody cares or should care cause red hulk is deserving of such treatment.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
not that either. assh0le 😛

right now red hulk is a jobber as all he seems to do is get the shit kicked out of him by characters to show you they're the real deal, and nobody cares or should care cause red hulk is deserving of such treatment.

But in Red Hulk's defense, at least he had some nice fights before they started jobbing him out. Killing Grandmaster, KOing(?) Uatu, talking smack to Dormammu before leaping right through him, pummeling Odinforce Thor, etc...

Even his loss to Worthy Thing was explained away as him not wanting to use his energy absorption powers because it would mean the end of him going back to his non Hulk form or something.

Apoc and Champion don't have anything that really sticks out fight wise. Terrax had a good showing or two but still....

apocalypse get's more done without fighting, and even then he did kick some ass (fought loki, ikaris, and the high evolutionary straight up), it was mostly due to his lackeys' incompetence. by reviving him too early from his lazerus chamber and then all the subsequent fights he had in close succession during x-cutioner's song, he lost his original body and a lot of his power.

he still managed to solo the x-men while near his death bed.

But in the Loki "fight", Loki was visiting Apoc in his lair when things got ugly and Apoc still resorted to using his machines to cage Loki. Loki broke free and said he was bored of the whole situation and blew up Apoc's screen. What would have happened to Apoc if they weren't fighting in his lair and he couldn't use it's tech?

Vs HE, the HE wasn't even interested in fighting. It was Apoc that just kept pushing the issue. It was a minor scuffle at best.

I'll give you the Ikaris fight, I completely forgot about that. That was a good showing while Ikaris was the Prime Eternal too right?

The X-men fight was meh. Iceman, Beast, Colossus, Archangel, and Quicksilver are meh. yucky