Page 3 Biog

I sent one to Ush for him, but don't think he's going to use it.

Why not?

Dunno, I think he thought it wasn't good enough, maybe the Lord of the Puns can do it for him.

Knowing Ush, he's probably on his 5th draft and agonizing over whether we'll get the jokes. 😄

I think he is liaising with a publisher to get the go ahead first.

Originally posted by mechmoggy
Knowing Ush, he's probably on his 5th draft and agonizing over whether we'll get the jokes. 😄

😂

Originally posted by Corran
I think he is liaising with a publisher to get the go ahead first.

They'll be argueing whether it should be classed as fiction or non-fiction no doubt.

I wonder if Ush will get his baps out on the back page author pic, as it is a page 3 biog? 😕

Nooooooo, this is not something that will sell well.

Probably best........but if I know Ush as well as I think I do, I'll bet he wears a low cut top with one of the puppy's noses showing (if you get my meaning).

😘 only too well. Thanks.

😂

This remind me a game I sometimes play with my bro where we say outrageous things to try and out-gross each other. He usually wins as he's willing to go that extra mile. He's made me dry heave with some of the things he's said, seriously. 😘

That's normal, we do that without even making it a game, although one of my mates is pretty sick and I can't imagine what he went through in childhood to come up with some of the stuff he does.

Must be a bloke thing then....

or a sicko thing.

Well that would explain you, but what about me? 😛

Something in your childhood. 😉

I've always been different from other people, even as a child.

I was the only one at the orphanage who went home for lunch.

Did they pack your lunch in a map of the UK with Big Red X's on other cities?

Which of you would like smacked first ?

*raises hand in the air*

That would be me. 🙂