A Perfect Son

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Charlesmike Junior Member

A Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Scythe The Goat

Feed me one.

Thoren Static Stance

I choose option f.

Scythe The Goat

I did too, screw Salt Lake City and I don't even know what a corporate event sandy is, she sounds.... Not hot....

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Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Charlesmike
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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AHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA

That's not that funny

Ax3l Cummin Soon

B seems to be kind of a dick.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Does he smoke?

stoned

Thoren Static Stance

Originally posted by Scythe
I did too, screw Salt Lake City and I don't even know what a corporate event sandy is, she sounds.... Not hot....
Barker screwed Salt Lake City once, then he had to get a pine cone removed from his anus.

True story. 13

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Is he fashion aware, environmentally engaged, generally knowledgeable, trustworthy, educated, work experienced, politically involved, good-looking, social, well-trained, healthy, rhetoric, enlightened, caring, enthusiastic, technologically experienced, resistant to peer pressure and is he supportive as a son? Does he have a stable partner, a good residence, a nice car and does he save for his pension?

Because these are just a few of the basic standards one would have to have to be a good son. Now a perfect son, well that would be me.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Astner
Is he fashion aware, environmentally engaged, generally knowledgeable, trustworthy, educated, work experienced, politically involved, good-looking, social, well-trained, healthy, rhetoric, enlightened, caring, enthusiastic, technologically experienced, resistant to peer pressure and is he supportive as a son? Does he have a stable partner, a good residence, a nice car and does he save for his pension?

Because these are just a few of the basic standards one would have to have to be a good son. Now a perfect son, well that would be me.

He's 6 months old 😐

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by Bardock42
He's 6 months old 😐

You read the entirety of what I wrote and figured that I was serious?

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Astner
You read the entirety of what I wrote and figured that I was serious?

Yeah, obviously, that's why I said "Astner, old chap, you are taking this too seriously".

But, no, actually I did not read the entirety of your post at all.

Sancty -

Originally posted by Astner
Is he fashion aware

Because these are just a few of the basic standards one would have to have to be a good son.


awebrow

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, obviously, that's why I said "Astner, old chap, you are taking this too seriously".

But, no, actually I did not read the entirety of your post at all.


Yet you thought it was a good idea to reply to a post you didn't read?

Originally posted by Sancty
aweherm

Fashion awareness is important. It may not seem like that to certain asocial individuals to whom a shirt is just a shirt, but that's the case.

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Thoren
Barker screwed Salt Lake City once, then he had to get a pine cone removed from his anus.

True story. 13

Isn't Roland from SLC?

Sancty -

Originally posted by Astner
Yet you thought it was a good idea to reply to a post you didn't read?

Fashion awareness is important. It may not seem like that to certain asocial individuals to whom a shirt is just a shirt, but that's the case.


Yeah I think most parents don't give a f*** about their son's "fashion awareness" though. I guess you'll be different, eh? slide

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Astner
Yet you thought it was a good idea to reply to a post you didn't read?

Well, yeah, I didn't take posting too seriously...probably inspired by the tone of the thread, the forum, and the parts of your post that I did read.

No worries!

We cool? We cool!

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by Sancty
Yeah I think most parents don't give a f*** about their son's "fashion awareness" though. I guess you'll be different, eh? slide

Parents not giving a f***, is a sign of bad parenting. The reason why certain people spend tens of thousands of dollars on Brioni suits isn't because they enjoy wasting money. But if you want your kid flashing his butt-crack through baggy jeans that's your problem.

Bardock42 Junior Member

It seems to me that you often read parts of posts very selectively, do you do that on purpose?