A Perfect Son

I do. 🙂

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You didn't have to google it, I would have proudly told you myself. You're forgetting it can vary on the weather as well and type of clothing shes wearing.

Salty musk? Harsh

Obvious virgin that one, eh.

It feels like... a bag of sand

Mairuzu, aren't you supposed to get laid?

Originally posted by Robtard
Obvious virgin that one, eh.

Originally posted by Astner
Is it that hard for you to accept that I've slammed more cheeks than you?

"Cheeks?"

WTF?

😆

Originally posted by dadudemon
"Cheeks?"

WTF?

😆

Originally posted by Astner
Isn't ass-cheeks--or cheeks for short--not a woman's heinie? Might be my vocabulary that's running short then.

Or your knowledge of anatomy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or your knowledge of anatomy.

Originally posted by Astner
Given the context I think it should be obvious what cheeks I referred to.

It is, no worries, just an odd thing to say.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is, no worries, just an odd thing to say.

Originally posted by Astner

Is it that hard for you to accept that I've slammed more cheeks than you?

Can't do less than zero, kid.

lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
It seems to me that you often read parts of posts very selectively, do you do that on purpose?

Originally posted by Robtard
Can't do less than zero, kid.

Originally posted by mikeydude
its all just selective hearing.
I cant wait for the day hes banned.

Originally posted by Astner
Indubitably proving that I've slept with at least one person.

Yeah, no. What I said went over your head, it's okay. LMK and I'll explain the 'less than zero' part of it to you.

And no, you haven't, you're an obvious virgin and that's okay.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, no. What I said went over your head, it's okay. LMK and I'll explain the 'less than zero' part of it to you.

And no, you haven't, you're an obvious virgin and that's okay.

Look at yourself, you're a middle aged man playing e-psychiatrist on the internet so I'll be straightforward with you. I have no been diagnosed with any psychological disorder, nor am I a virgin.

Originally posted by Astner
No, you misunderstand. I know what you were implying it's just that I intentionally interpreted it the way I wanted to.

Look at yourself, you're a middle aged man playing e-psychiatrist on the internet so I'll be straightforward with you. I have no been diagnosed with any psychological disorder, nor am I a virgin.

Have you been psychologically evaluated though?

Originally posted by Astner
No, you misunderstand. I know what you were implying it's just that I intentionally interpreted it the way I wanted to.

Look at yourself, you're a middle aged man playing e-psychiatrist on the internet so I'll be straightforward with you. I have no been diagnosed with any psychological disorder, nor am I a virgin.

Again, you failed to grasp and are now crying cos you've finally realized you're an idiot yet again.

LoL, you are actually mad, raging even, ****ed up grammar and all. It's funny and the fact that you're a virgin wasn't an insult, that part is okay.

Originally posted by Astner
Is it that hard for you to accept that I've slammed more cheeks than you?

Originally posted by Thoren
He's from Ohio.

puke

Hahaha, that poor bastard.