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weep

haermm

Seriously though, sucks to be you right now. 13

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She probably didn't have a boyfriend, she just wanted you off her back.

Dear Assner,

I hid the bottle of piss in my pants leg and went back to my desk. I sat there for two hours afraid to leave, before finally getting the courage to leave and go to class.

Later, in art class, I saw 2D girl and smiled at her. Suddenly the bottle came crashing out of my pant leg along with several platefuls of spaghetti. They exploded open all over the floor and Trevor's assignment. I farted and got up to run out of the class. My eyes watered and so I couldn't see where I was going so I ran into the desk and slipped in the puddle of cold pisswater. I slid headlong into 2D girl's desk, pushing her chair slightly, causing her to tilt backwards and split her head open. Her blood spewed all over the back wall and her pencil made a great arc across the room as it went flying from impact. I threw up in my mouth while everyone was swearing at me and crawled slowly to her curled body. I almost didn't make it. She looked up into my eyes and gagged, before whispering "Why isn't Mist banned yet?"

I screamed "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" and swayed on the spot before landing spreadeagled next to her dead body. The blood from her head flowed freely into my mouth like a cool drink and I gagged again before throwing up sideways into her head. The pisswater, everflowing, spread from across the room and finally I felt it near my toes. I waited as the icy wave of human pisswater engulfed us and I sighed as I let the angels take my body up.

I was finally with her.

Love,

B. W. Oofer

Too long, summarize it with one sentence.

She is not my type, I do not know if she has a boyfriend or not and I created this thread for attention and closure to the 2D saga.

Originally posted by Barker
She is not my type, I do not know if she has a boyfriend or not and I created this thread for attention and closure to the 2D saga.

Oh no you do too, except you try way too hard.

This is just B being B.

I read it.

Cold piss = Mind blown.

This is the thread of the day.

I lul'd

The best thingies in lifers are indeedy freezors.

Originally posted by Barker
Oh no you do too, except you try way too hard.

This is just B being B.

You are Barker...I'm B!

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are Barker...I'm B!

Double B's? Like Paris Hilton

No but can I tell you a story?

It's a tale rife with intrigue and daring escapes. Love is won and lost and in the end a twist is revealed which just might change your entire life.. forever.

Sounds like what SotAM could have been, if it ever got past the first chapter 13jockey

Ahh burn.

Originally posted by Barker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDaCV9Cx1GM&t=0m17s