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Started by Thoren2 pages

I can't be bothered.

Do ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Originally posted by Barker
Dear Assner,

Oh ho ho, yes! He said Assner but his name is Astner because he acting like an ass! Oh ho ho!

~Haermm

we're in the rockies

(laugh)

i'm going to kill you lloyd

what

i'm going to kill you

ah

i'm going ot kill you lloyd

harry you have that crazy look in your eye

doh ho ahah hoho oh ho ho ho i know what i'm gonnna do

what are you doing

i'm gonna do what i should have done a long time ago

don't do anything foolish harry

foolish this isn't foolish i'm going to toss this damn curse right into this damn pond

So last Thusday, Barker finally hit the courage and gave her a hug a little too close.

She was about 2 inches away from him in the hip area, but to her that's more like the knee area (She is 6'1, he is 5'2...and a teddy bear). So as her knees were only 2 inches away from his hips (no inb4s) she felt a bump which could only be described as a walnut, she tried very hard not to laugh, but luckily knows when its time to stop leading on and start getting a boyfriend, so she went with that approach. She pulled Barker away from her and said,

"Hi, you're really cool and everything..."
"Did you like that picnic? Shame your cat got sick so you had to leave eary..."
"Ummm, yeah. That. 🙄 Anyway, my friends are coming over, you know from school?"
"Um, oh yeah. (The guys that beat him up at the dance) so what does that mean?"
"Well, I wanna catch up with them quite a bit"
"Oh....alright. I'll be hanging with my friend"
roface 13
"See ya"
"Can a hazzle your digits?"
"Byyyyyyyyye."

Walking away...Barker thinks a minute, and realised he should have done the laundry instead of resorting to wearing speedos, but hopes he can still speak to her.

This Thursday, the black guy seems very aggressive towards Barker in class and insists other people, mostly girls, should sit around him forcing Barker to sit at the other end of the classroom, and also avoided walking with him. He realises she didn't like him!!!

Barker comes on KMC later that day and types "****" in the title section, and weep in the body section.

And now you're all up to speed. 313

Spoiler:
I got the timezones so wrong! evening is next morning, just remember that. 😐

I really have no idea how to respond to that haermm

Originally posted by parenthesis
evening is next morning, just remember that. 😐

ermmhappy

Mate mate mate mate

6.7, that's all I'm saying.

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Sounds like what SotAM could have been, if it ever got past the first chapter 13jockey

QFT haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
QFT haermm

foreveralone