Dirty arm wrestling competition!

How many people here remember that god awful Sly Stallone film called Over the Top that was about an arm wrestling truck driver?

Well, this is an arm wrestling competion.

HOWEVER!!!!!!! This is a DIRTY arm wrestling competition. All arm wrestlers will wrestle dirty. This means:

While locked in an arm wrestling match with one set of hands, the remaining free hands can be used to distract/hurt their opponent in any way a la punching, eye gouching, martial arts, brutal strikes, etc.

This is a combination of physical strength and mental agility.

The remaining free hand can NOT be used to help the hand locked in the arm wrestling match, nor can it be used on the opponents locked hand or arm.

Instant death moves can be used, but only if you think that they can connect and not be blocked.

The contestants:

John McClane (Willis from DH series)
Martin Riggs (Mel from Lethal Weapon series)
Jason Bourne (Damon from The Bourne series)
Rocky Balboa (Sly from Rocky series)
Dutch Schaefer (Arnie from Predator)
Frank Dux (Van Damme from Bloodsport)
Frank Castle (Ray Stevenson from Punisher: War Zone)
Danny the Dog (Jet Li from Unleashed)
Bruce Wayne (Bale from his Batman series)
Dalton (Swayze from Road House)

All contestants will fight with their respective styles and strength to win. Dirty.

Single elimination.

Who wins?

Dutch and Kingpin seem to the strongest but Rocky's got the most stamina and will power. On the other hand, John McClane is probably the dirtiest fighter here. I have no idea who'd win.

I erased Kingpin. He seemed useless to me, and I wanted 10 fighters max.

Can they kill?

Bourne, Bruce, Riggs, Castle, Danny and definitely Dalton go for the throat strikes.

Frank Dux can use the Dim Mak and destroy anyone in front of him. If it hits.

I don't see McClane having a good chance.

Frank Castle wins, easily due to his movie feat of punching.

He punched that one dude so hard in the face that it caved his face in.

No other person on the list can do that with just a single punch.

I say the Danny the Dog comes in second, but it's not that close.

Dutch. The rest are pushing to many pencils.

Whichever one RJ would pick

Originally posted by ares834
Dutch. The rest are pushing to many pencils.

Haha, was definitely thinking that.

Here's the epic scene:

YouTube video

Dutch definitely wins in the actual arm wrestling dept.

But will he do it before getting messed up?

Hard to say; need to crunch some numbers, I have a few who clearly are on top, but I can say with 100% certainty that Riggs isn't it.

I agree. Bourne knows how to kill.
Dalton tore a guys throat out.
Castle broke a guys head in.
Dux knows the Dim Mak and can block blows and fight whilst blind.
Dutch has strength and no doubt powerful blows.
Rocky will just start punching.
Batman wont kill. But is aware of brutal take down maneuvers. Hard to tell.
McClane and Riggs? They won't make it.

LoL, McClane is easily above half the list, if not more.

He'd be the first to strike with a super-swift thumb-to-the-eye and headbutt.

Alot of these guys are just as brutal and swift.
But stronger and more experienced.

Should death moves be allowed? I think it would be more fun to just wrestle and brawl instead of instant death move.

McClane uses his free hand to ram a broken table leg through the neck and throat of his opponent, makes a wisecrack about his opponent being a pain in the neck or something, and lights a cigarette.

Originally posted by Impediment
Should death moves be allowed? I think it would be more fun to just wrestle and brawl instead of instant death move.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, McClane is easily above half the list, if not more.

He'd be the first to strike with a super-swift thumb-to-the-eye and headbutt.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane uses his free hand to ram a broken table leg through the neck and throat of his opponent, makes a wisecrack about his opponent being a pain in the neck or something, and lights a cigarette.

Or this:

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, McClane is easily above half the list, if not more.

He'd be the first to strike with a super-swift thumb-to-the-eye and headbutt.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Alot of these guys are just as brutal and swift.
But stronger and more experienced.

McClane has super-human durability and strength in times of great distress, how else was he able to grab on and hold onto the air-duct with just his fingertips?

Experience? LoL. How many movies have most of these other cats survived and what have they survived? Exactly.

Originally posted by the ninjak

McClane ain't getting his left arm around Frank Dux and busting an eye then headbutting him. Dux blocked stuff while blind and can use the Dim Mak. McClane falls to the floor a shriveled heap.

I'm sure you've armed-wrestled, you're right up close to your opponent.

Dux is normal in terms of strength, McClane would use his super-human grip (ala Diehard) and destroy Frank that way. Dux is a nobody here; Dim Mak is good against a bunch of bricks.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm sure you've armed-wrestled, you're right up close to your opponent.

Dux is normal in terms of strength, McClane would use his super-human grip (ala Diehard) and destroy Frank that way. Dux is a nobody here; Dim Mak is good against a bunch of bricks.

Frank went into slo mo everytime he performed high end feats.
He also can block blind. McClane ain't hitting him.
He also destroyed a Sumo wrestlers stomach with the Dim Mak.
He proved with the Dim Mak he can focus and destroy a target regardless of impediment.

And that's just Frank Dux.

Originally posted by Robtard
Experience? LoL. How many movies have most of these other cats survived and what have they survived? Exactly.

Dux survived the Kumite. John would'nt have survived that.