Dirty arm wrestling competition!

My money is going to Danny for his damage soak, his martial arts, and his speed. He's definitely not the strongest on the list, but he's no chump.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Frank went into slo mo everytime he performed high end feats.
He also can block blind. McClane ain't hitting him.
He also destroyed a Sumo wrestlers stomach with the Dim Mak.
He proved with the Dim Mak he can focus and destroy a target regardless of impediment.

And that's just Frank Dux.

Dux survived the Kumite. John would'nt have survived that.

Armwrestling dude, you're literally already up on your opponent and as I said, they're already gripping hands, McClane only need squeeze and average-Frank is toast.

Dim Mak, good for bricks, dude.

McClane survived Diehard 1-4, Frank Dux wouldn't have made it past the first 27 mins of Diehard.

Originally posted by the ninjak
He also destroyed a Sumo wrestlers stomach with the Dim Mak.

Actually, he pulled a Johnny Cage and did the splits to punch him in the dick, IIRC.

Originally posted by Impediment
Actually, he pulled a Johnny Cage and did the splits to punch him in the dick, IIRC.

This is correct, he's thinking of The Quest; when the Mongolian punched the Sumo in the gut to drop him.

Originally posted by Robtard
Armwrestling dude, you're literally already up on your opponent and as I said, they're already gripping hands, McClane only need squeeze and average-Frank is toast.

Originally posted by Impediment
Actually, he pulled a Johnny Cage and did the splits to punch him in the dick, IIRC.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dim Mak, good for bricks, dude.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane survived Diehard 1-4, Frank Dux wouldn't have made it past the first 27 mins of Diehard.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Nonsense. Dux knows pain. Had his legs stretched apart and hit with sticks.

And Sumo Wrestler's stomachs.

This thread is more relative to the movie Bloodsport, than running around shooting Eurotrash.

LoL, McClane knows pain; four movies worth of it. Punched, kicked, slammed, glass shards to feet, falling out of moving cars and being shot.

Incorrect.

Incorrect. Frank Dux is a nobody here, so get off his nuts and swing from someone of worth.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, McClane knows pain; four movies worth of it. Punched, kicked, slammed, glass shards to feet, falling out of moving cars and being shot.

All whilst brutally hungover. All this talk of not surviving this other guy's feats, this other guy couldn't survive a drinking session with McClane, let alone best im in arm wrestling combat...

Originally posted by Impediment
My money is going to Danny for his damage soak, his martial arts, and his speed. He's definitely not the strongest on the list, but he's no chump.

Nobody thinks that Danny could have an upper hand in this match?

I havent seen that dude yet.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I havent seen that dude yet.

CRIKEY!

You have to see Unleashed! It's not only a fantastic martial arts film, but Jet Li does some seriously emotional acting that almost makes you want to cry. He really came to as an actual actor with this film, IMO.

It's his best movie, in my opinion.

On the list, it now is.... 🙂

All of you fail because all posts after mine should have said, "dadudemon is right".

estahuh

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All whilst brutally hungover. All this talk of not surviving this other guy's feats, this other guy couldn't survive a drinking session with McClane, let alone best im in arm wrestling combat...

Another excellent point, considering they're face-2-face, McClane's morning-after-a-drinking-binge-breath serves as a deadly secret weapon.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nobody thinks that Danny could have an upper hand in this match?

The three top players here are:

McClane
Frank Castle
Danny

Originally posted by Robtard
Another excellent point, considering they're face-2-face, McClane's morning-after-a-drinking-binge-breath serves as a deadly secret weapon.

Nerve gassing them before the fight starts... hard to beat that.
Also since he likes Pizza, the chances of Garlic overtones being present are high...just piling on the pain for his opponent further.

My battery ran out of juice.
Good point with the garlic & alcohol breath, very Over the Top.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, McClane knows pain; four movies worth of it. Punched, kicked, slammed, glass shards to feet, falling out of moving cars and being shot.

Incorrect.

Incorrect. Frank Dux is a nobody here, so get off his nuts and swing from someone of worth.

-So going through windows, falling out of cars and getting shot at is more relevent than a tournament scenario based on skill and strength. Right. So the guys from Jackass stand a better chance than Frank Dux.
-Yeah I got mixed up with The Quest. Damn Damme.
-I'm not riding anybody. Just stating that Dux would kick McClanes ass.

If Frank Castle caved someone's ****ing head in with a single punch, that suggests a level of physical strength beyond anyone here.

What is the context of this punch? Was the back of the man's head on the floor or on a wall?

If not, lolwat.

0:49
http://www.slashfilm.com/red-band-clip-for-punisher-war-zone-is-very-cruel-to-faces/

The kids head was against a post. Was Frank wearing plated gloves?
It crushes the side of the boys face and makes his eye pop out.
Such a punch won't be easy in this scenario.

Well...the scene is worse than I thought. It occurs around the 50 second mark in that link you gave.

He just totally obliterates that dude's head with that punch. So, yeah, if there was any doubt that version of Castle is just to broken for this scenario...

It's the kind of punch I demand Spiderman have. uhuh

Spiderman pulls his punches in the comics to avoid killing human-level criminals.

It is entirely possible he does the same in the movies. I guess...