It snowed last night

df

Buck up there

Check maxim

man why does every black actor gotta rap some

check it for what?

Because their inner hommie beckons them.

My girlfriend

You can take the black out of the shirt but you can't take the shirt out of the the black

i think i got that quote wrong

What number is she?

Yeah, I would say you got that very wrong.

1, of course. What were you thinking, some pleb dog ugly #2?

Fine.

Bar Rafeali?

There are way better whores on there.

But she's #1, so that's not possible.

Its personal taste

No, it's scientifically calculated.

No its not.

Did I mention I bought new running shorts for $10 at Target and they only go about 3/4 of my thigh which shows off my white hairy thighs

Tan yourself

That would require running in a speedo

Tanning bed moron

I'm not a ***.

I shouldn't have to say that every day.

The more something is vehemently denied, the more often it tends to be true.

lel you sure told me

duh