It snowed last night

wait, what

😐

🙂

😍

I'm going to see MIB 3 today

Oh dear lord, why?

I want popcorn honestly

Yuck.

Though I wouldn't mind kettle corn popcorn from Traders Village.

dumb***

i want movie theater popcorn

without butter

i go to buy ash popcorn right

and i don't get butter on it

because **** butter

and i bring it back and she's all ermmsad

and I go all crackers

and i offer to go get some put on it

knowing she'd say don't

and she said no it's ok

so I just biscuits and continue eating

she ate like half it anyway

Moral of this sad tale, ask the cow what she would like instead of assuming

I held her hand anyway,

unless you're saying we might have kissed or something if i had gotten butter

You might have gotten to put little Barker inside her nether regions.

So the reason I'm not dating her right this second

is I didn't get butter on her popcorn

You are correct sir.

****

We all make mistakes sir.

I was talking to my sister and she said I look a lot like this girl's ex boyfriend which I thought too in the back of my head and now I'm wondering if that's why she even dated me in the first place

I'm thinking yes.

So I'm worthless

Your words, not mine.