Wolverine is bored, wants to kick ass

So Wolverine is there, drinking beers, smocking a cigar and generally looking bad ass when he hears that a piss poor fool dressed like a bat is doing a horrible job as a vigilante in Gotham City.

Wanting to show him how it's done, he take a bus, and go to Gotham.

Now, obviously, almost nobody stand a chance in stopping Wolverine, in the Batman rogue gallery.

This contest is: what can he do in two weeks?

- Destroy the entire Falcone family, one for all
- Stopping the Joker
- Stopping Bane
- Stopping Killer Croc
- Taking down the Penguin
- Stopping Mr Freeze
- Taking down Catwoman
- Taking down Baman (Bruce Wayne)

By stopping, I mean that Wolverine can either K.O. or Kill the bastard. By taking them down, I mean that he must take them alive.

In two weeks, what in these task can he do?

he does all that in one day, the other 13 days he spends on banging the DC females

He doesnt take down bane, freeze or batman

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
He doesnt take down bane, freeze or batman

He can do the rest within a week, in your opinion?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
He can do the rest within a week, in your opinion?

If he isn't killing them how is he going to do better then Batman

Bouboumaster is warned for trolling Batman! sneer

The Bat's villains are too creative compared to the dumb-slug-it-out foes Wolvie usually fights (Sabretooth).

He may take down Killer Croc or Bane quickly, but he'd have his hands full with the Joker, Penguin, Mr Freeze and the other masterminds. They're not going to walk up and fight him hand to hand.

There's a good chance he won't be able to even touch them, much less defeat them.

in two weeks, he beats bane and croc. Maybe Catwoman, but all bets are off for the rest.

(I think Joker possibly screws with him so badly he goes home)

P.S. some of you wolverine fans let your fanboyness blind you to imaginative thought

The opening post doesn't specify, so I'll ask. Are these people aware that Wolverine is hunting them?

Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
The Bat's villains are too creative compared to the dumb-slug-it-out foes Wolvie usually fights (Sabretooth).

He may take down Killer Croc or Bane quickly, but he'd have his hands full with the Joker, Penguin, Mr Freeze and the other masterminds. They're not going to walk up and fight him hand to hand.

There's a good chance he won't be able to even touch them, much less defeat them.

in two weeks, he beats bane and croc. Maybe Catwoman, but all bets are off for the rest.

(I think Joker possibly screws with him so badly he goes home)

P.S. some of you wolverine fans let your fanboyness blind you to imaginative thought

Wolverine pops his boner through each of their skulls.

Then bangs Catwoman.

Then downs a beer while banging Catwoman AND Harley at the same time.

Then boner-decapitates them too!

THEN he goes to the strip club, wearing each of the villains' head like a neck chain, and buys himself a lap dance that he pays for by flexing real hard.

Then he dons a smoking jacket, hits the town with 20 strippers, and steals all of Bruce Wayne's stuff. The night ends with him lighting fire to a pile of money while surfing in a private wave pool naked.

Seriously guys. All of that just happened while I typed this response. Stop being stupid by not acknowledging it.

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Anyway Boubou, probably not. They're good at protecting themselves, and he wouldn't really stop any of their evil plans like Batman. They'd probably just run amok and never meet up with Wolverine, who would kill lots of stuff but not all the villains in that timeframe.

Originally posted by Digi
Wolverine pops his boner through each of their skulls.

Then bangs Catwoman.

Then downs a beer while banging Catwoman AND Harley at the same time.

Then boner-decapitates them too!

THEN he goes to the strip club, wearing each of the villains' head like a neck chain, and buys himself a lap dance that he pays for by flexing real hard.

Then he dons a smoking jacket, hits the town with 20 strippers, and steals all of Bruce Wayne's stuff. The night ends with him lighting fire to a pile of money while surfing in a private wave pool naked.

Seriously guys. All of that just happened while I typed this response. Stop being stupid by not acknowledging it.

😐

Originally posted by Digi
Anyway Boubou, probably not. They're good at protecting themselves, and he wouldn't really stop any of their evil plans like Batman. They'd probably just run amok and never meet up with Wolverine, who would kill lots of stuff but not all the villains in that timeframe.

WHAT HE SAID!!!

Originally posted by Digi
Wolverine pops his boner through each of their skulls.

Then bangs Catwoman.

Then downs a beer while banging Catwoman AND Harley at the same time.

Then boner-decapitates them too!

THEN he goes to the strip club, wearing each of the villains' head like a neck chain, and buys himself a lap dance that he pays for by flexing real hard.

Then he dons a smoking jacket, hits the town with 20 strippers, and steals all of Bruce Wayne's stuff. The night ends with him lighting fire to a pile of money while surfing in a private wave pool naked.

Seriously guys. All of that just happened while I typed this response. Stop being stupid by not acknowledging it.

😐

I just read this and thought, "When the f*** did I post this?"

😂

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
I just read this and thought, "When the f*** did I post this?"

😂

You were thinking it. It's the only logical answer to this thread.

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I thought Digi was describing my day.

Mr. Freeze is no Captain Cold..

Wolverine aint smart enough to stop their evil plans, thus leaving gothom a wreck. but wolverine does kill most if not all of them which is a plus. but batman finds out and batkicks wolverine into chuck norris' waiting fist and roundhouse kicks dc and marvel into oblivion all while taking a dump.

Originally posted by Digi
Wolverine pops his boner through each of their skulls.

Then bangs Catwoman.

Then downs a beer while banging Catwoman AND Harley at the same time.

Then boner-decapitates them too!

THEN he goes to the strip club, wearing each of the villains' head like a neck chain, and buys himself a lap dance that he pays for by flexing real hard.

Then he dons a smoking jacket, hits the town with 20 strippers, and steals all of Bruce Wayne's stuff. The night ends with him lighting fire to a pile of money while surfing in a private wave pool naked.

Seriously guys. All of that just happened while I typed this response. Stop being stupid by not acknowledging it.

😐

The question was less "Can he beat that grocery list I made" and more "In that list, what can he do in 2 weeks"

Originally posted by Mindset
I thought Digi was describing my day.

Dude, you can't even get boners.