Wolverine is bored, wants to kick ass

Started by red_turtle2 pages

Originally posted by ColossusGrundy
The Bat's villains are too creative compared to the dumb-slug-it-out foes Wolvie usually fights (Sabretooth).

He may take down Killer Croc or Bane quickly, but he'd have his hands full with the Joker, Penguin, Mr Freeze and the other masterminds. They're not going to walk up and fight him hand to hand.

There's a good chance he won't be able to even touch them, much less defeat them.

in two weeks, he beats bane and croc. Maybe Catwoman, but all bets are off for the rest.

(I think Joker possibly screws with him so badly he goes home)

P.S. some of you wolverine fans let your fanboyness blind you to imaginative thought

wow you really dont know what the hell you are talking about, those lame villians always give batman trouble because of his morals but wolverine doesnt give a crap he will just murder them all, a trained assassin with healing factor adamantium skeleton and 6 adamantium claws will have a problem with some shirt fat guy, a mentally ill clown and arnold schwarzenegger? come on man you cant be serious what are they gona do to him? sent some thugs after him? oh i know joker will throw some grenade at him right like thats gona work.

facts are batman has trouble with those guys because he is a human and even a simple weapon is deadly to him and because he got morals which tell him not to kill those guys so not only that he has to capture them in a nice way but they also manage to come for many more rounds because of that fact, give batman wolverines healing factor and take out the morals and you see all his villians dead in 1 issue

What's stopping Logan from creating carnage, like killing a bunch of Batvillains. Having Batman turning up and Logan permanently getting his scent? Bruce Wayne gets stabbed at a McDonalds.

Originally posted by Digi
Wolverine pops his boner through each of their skulls.

Then bangs Catwoman.

Then downs a beer while banging Catwoman AND Harley at the same time.

Then boner-decapitates them too!

(-)

Yep, cuz Wolvie got Real Ultimate Power!

Anyway he can`t clear it in that time. He will kill a few then the rest wise up and start making things difficult.

Wolverine clears this list in a night. The Bat rogues are no problem, Wolverine tracks them by scent to wherever they are hold up and takes them down with impunity... or maybe he buys a Bat-costume and lures them all out into the open by pretending to be Batman so he can deal with the whole lot at once and save some time.

If Batman wants to avoid detection from someone like Wolverine, he should probably stop leaving his semen all over Gotham City and Catwoman's chest. 😎

Originally posted by Bentley
Dude, you can't even get boners.
Tell that to your beaten and battered tonsils.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wolverine clears this list in a night. The Bat rogues are no problem, Wolverine tracks them by scent to wherever they are hold up and takes them down with impunity... or maybe he buys a Bat-costume and lures them all out into the open by pretending to be Batman so he can deal with the whole lot at once and save some time.

If Batman wants to avoid detection from someone like Wolverine, he should probably stop leaving his semen all over Gotham City and Catwoman's chest. 😎

👆

The Wolverine fanboy in me says, Batman kicks his ass immediately, and strikes fear into logans heart