Lady Deathstrike vs. Deathstroke

Started by vansonbee3 pages

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Lady Deathstrike got her butt kicked by Cap. I know she tools Wolverine at times, but I'm not really impressed.
Cap > Slade though.

Originally posted by Nietzschean
you believe that slade's promethium blade can cut through her adamantium lace skeleton?
I recall Spiral putting Lady DS head on a mechanical body and I know her extended claws are laced, but I have no idea or anything that can support her actual body is.

Originally posted by vansonbee
Cap > Slade though.

Nah. And even if he was (which he isn't) it would be a negligible difference.

There is a reason why Cap doesn't get beat up by Nightwing and Arsenal level characters while Slade does. He's better than Slade, and the difference is hardly negligible.

Annnnnnnnnnd Cap was completely outclassed by Lady D. He spent the entire fight running away from her until he managed to drop a couple tons of scaffolding and stage lighting on her and pin her to the ground.

^ Fight speaks for itself, he basically tooled her all the way through. The only time he got hit was when he was distracted by the news of his apparent death. You can't even hope to spin this sh1t:

Originally posted by SuperiorTech
Cap vs Lady Deathstrike



I don't need to spin shit, you just proved that I was right. He spent the entire fight running away and dodging because he was completely outclassed. It's called defensive fighting, Cap took a -4 penalty on attacks for a +2 AC bonus to dodge. Play more D&D. 😎

^ Lady Deathstrike is a nominal Wolverine-related character. Why would you even bother lying out the side of your face when I just posted the scans for everyone to see for themselves?

Can't even call this spinning sh1t anymore. More of the same Wolverithmetic illogic.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd the scans show that what happened is exactly what I said happened... as usual.

I was hoping you'd spend your time off during your ban reading comics, so you would actually know what you were talking about for a change... but I guess that was too much to ask. I mean, the scans are right there man... you posted them. What's the problem? Do you need help reading them? You don't need to be proud, if you need help you can ask for it. I'm sure there is some sort of volunteer organization that would send an adult to your home to help you with trivial tasks like reading and comprehending comics. In the mean time I guess we will all have to deal with "more Dumbithmetic logic". dur

^ Not dignifying your desperate charade with a rebuttal. Phail farce is phail. Stop trying so hard. It's boring.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Not dignifying your desperate charade with a rebuttal. Phail farce is phail. Stop trying so hard. It's boring.

You know that if you can't think of a valid counter-point that you can simply not post? I mean, you know that you are under no obligation to post, right?. You don't need to respond just for the sake or responding. It's not like you have anything of merit to contribute on this forum when you bother to post anything anyway. Maybe you should save use all some time and not post at all?

Read the scans dude, I'm right, there isn't even an viable alternate interpretation of the fight. Stop trying so hard to discredit any nominal Wolverine-related character, it's starting to get sad. I think you need to talk with someone about your unhealthy obsession with Wolverine. We are all worried about you. Whatever that man with sideburns did to you in the past, I think it is time for you to move on. You are giving him all the power. My heart goes out to you. Get well soon.

^ Take off the clown shoes and Wolvergoggles off for a minute.

What counter-point isn't completely obvious?

That Lady Deathstrike never connected a clean hit without the "Yea, Cap, you were dead for a year" distraction despite your ridiculous opinion that she "completely outclassed" him?

That Cap basically played matador the entire fight making Lady Deathstrike look like an ineffectual feeb until he himself ended the fight mercifully for her?

That Cap led her by the nose into disabling her own explosives (his first priority)?

That Cap nearly led her by the nose into undoing the chains on the door to let the innocent bystanders a way out (his second priority)?

That once Lady Deathstrike turned coward and tried to attack the innocent bystanders he took it to her and again remained unscathed until the distraction?

That Cap eventually had enough and told her to stfu and bashed her whore mouth silent?

That Cap actually beat her and wasn't once tagged by her claws?

You're a trainwreck of a poster and instead of providing a constructive rebuttal by highlighting Deathstrike's other feats, you choose to corner yourself with an unwinnable argument because you can't accept any sort of negative characterization that would, three steps removed, somehow also implicate Wolverine... who isn't even in this thread. Your views are horrid. Your false bravado rings more hollow everytime. Your projection is laughably apparent. Your insults are irony defined. Your unintentional parroting of me is painful to read. Take your head out of your a$$ or install a periscope down there to extend out of your anus.

Cap won, he tooled Lady Deathstrike. End of story.

I gotta side with ODG here, Cap did well despite his "being running", he got in some nice hits and showed more than enough reaction speed to deal with Deathstrike, no amount of spinning changes that.

Deathstrike also got handled by X-23, so she's not nearly as impressive as Logan.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Take off the clown shoes and Wolvergoggles off for a minute.

What counter-point isn't completely obvious?

That Lady Deathstrike never connected a clean hit without the "Yea, Cap, you were dead for a year" distraction despite your ridiculous opinion that she "completely outclassed" him?

That Cap basically played matador the entire fight making Lady Deathstrike look like an ineffectual feeb until he himself ended the fight mercifully for her?

That Cap led her by the nose into disabling her own explosives (his first priority)?

That Cap nearly led her by the nose into undoing the chains on the door to let the innocent bystanders a way out (his second priority)?

That once Lady Deathstrike turned coward and tried to attack the innocent bystanders he took it to her and again remained unscathed until the distraction?

That Cap eventually had enough and told her to stfu and bashed her whore mouth silent?

That Cap actually beat her and wasn't once tagged by her claws?

You're a trainwreck of a poster and instead of providing a constructive rebuttal by highlighting Deathstrike's other feats, you choose to corner yourself with an unwinnable argument because you can't accept any sort of negative characterization that would, three steps removed, somehow also implicate Wolverine... who isn't even in this thread. Your views are horrid. Your false bravado rings more hollow everytime. Your projection is laughably apparent. Your insults are irony defined. Your unintentional parroting of me is painful to read. Take your head out of your a$$ or install a periscope down there to extend out of your anus.

Cap won, he tooled Lady Deathstrike. End of story.

So you agree with me then? Cap couldn't actively engage her in melee so spent the entire fight on the run. If there was ref there Captain America would have been repeatably warned for refusing to engage and possibly carded depending on the organization. Steve didn't tool anyone, he fought defensively until a convenient plot device allowed him to incapacitate her. It's easy to avoid attacks if the character isn't worrying about mounting an offense. It isn't as though Cap was effortlessly avoiding all Lady D's attacks and tunning her up with counter punches on the exit, he merely back peddled and avoided her for entirety of the brief exchange. Nightwing has done the exact same thing to Deathstroke. Like I said it's called Defensive Fight, at the beginning of the round Cap took a -4 attack penalty for a +2 dodge AC. He didn't tool up anyone, he was completely outclassed and on the run the whole time.

FYI my parroting of you is completely intentional. Did you think I was using the exact same rhetoric and phrasing as you by coincident?

Originally posted by Bentley
I gotta side with ODG here, Cap did well despite his "being running", he got in some nice hits and showed more than enough reaction speed to deal with Deathstrike, no amount of spinning changes that.

Deathstrike also got handled by X-23, so she's not nearly as impressive as Logan.

👆

Gotta love Wolverine Subuniverse feat projection. Unless they fight Logan, all Wolverine's clones are his equals awesome

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
So you agree with me then? Cap couldn't actively engage her in melee so spent the entire fight on the run. If there was ref there Captain America would have been repeatably warned for refusing to engage and possibly carded depending on the organization. Steve didn't tool anyone, he fought defensively until a convenient plot device allowed him to incapacitate her. It's easy to avoid attacks if the character isn't worrying about mounting an offense. It isn't as though Cap was effortlessly avoiding all Lady D's attacks and tunning her up with counter punches on the exit, he merely back peddled and avoided her for entirety of the brief exchange. Nightwing has done the exact same thing to Deathstroke. Like I said it's called Defensive Fight, at the beginning of the round Cap took a -4 attack penalty for a +2 dodge AC. He didn't tool up anyone, he was completely outclassed and on the run the whole time.

FYI my parroting of you is completely intentional. Did you think I was using the exact same rhetoric and phrasing as you by coincident?

Learn to read English. Straw-manning me or outright twisting my words isn't going to cut it.

Sorry, your invective crap lacks even the slightest hint of irony that it looks completely unintentional and/or evokes a childish petulance. Giving you the benefit of the doubt here that you tried to make a point with your tone makes it more phailtastic. This is you trying? I'd hate to see it when you're not.

Cap tooled Lady Deathstrike. Don't be butthurt about it. You have absolutely no reason to.

ODG's right.

And Cap had every excuse in the world not to do well, given the distractions. His concerns for the crowd, especially... Impressive showing for Cap.

Originally posted by cdtm
ODG's right.

And Cap had every excuse in the world not to do well, given the distractions. His concerns for the crowd, especially... Impressive showing for Cap.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Sorry, your invective crap lacks even the slightest hint of irony that it looks completely unintentional and/or evokes a childish petulance. Giving you the benefit of the doubt here that you tried to make a point with your tone makes it more phailtastic. This is you trying? I'd hate to see it when you're not.

I can understand the dilemma, as my "invective" and "petulant" crap was merely me aping your pretentious yet hollow and impotent rhetoric. I myself have always been astound by how toothless and ineffective your posts are, even though you appear to go through such great strain to appear grandiose... and yet nothing appears like you've given it any thought what-so-ever. What was that clever word you used? Ah yes, "phailtastic." I guess I should welcome you to the club of people disappointed with your debate style?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Cap tooled Lady Deathstrike. Don't be butthurt about it. You have absolutely no reason to.

Cap tooled no one. He ran away until a plot device allowed him to incapacitate Lady D.

Originally posted by cdtm
ODG's right.

And Cap had every excuse in the world not to do well, given the distractions. His concerns for the crowd, especially... Impressive showing for Cap.

Pretty much, but again, Captain is a very impressive fighter.

Can't say if current DS holds his ground against Steve.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I can understand the dilemma, as my "invective" and "petulant" crap was merely me aping your pretentious yet hollow and impotent rhetoric. I myself have always been astound by how toothless and ineffective your posts are, even though you appear to go through such great strain to appear grandiose... and yet nothing appears like you've given it any thought what-so-ever. What was that clever word you used? Ah yes, "phailtastic." I guess I should welcome you to the club of people disappointed with your debate style?
Your ploys of deflecting from a simple, unextraordinary statement (and subsequent proof) of fact, i.e., that Cap tooled Lady Deathstrike, by acting indignant are tired. It was boring several posts back and it's boring now. Your projection is laughably apparent. I'm not going to apologize though for exposing your butthurt and need to turn the most obvious of showings into something completely contrary and a lightning rod for your ad hominem schpeal.

Dismissing out of hand your utterly buffoonish attempts to suggest that Cap was completely outclassed may come off as vindictive to you, but it's just the plainly obvious response for the rest of us. Stop insulting our intelligence and your own dignity over this non-issue. You're boring.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Cap tooled no one. He ran away until a plot device allowed him to incapacitate Lady D.
Do as Lady Deathstrike does here, where she shuts her Wolverwhore mouth shut after being slapped but good: