Which parts of the canon do you pretend aren't real?

Started by Nephthys6 pages

Well you also thought Malgus was comparable to Bane and we all saw how that turned out.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well you also thought Malgus was comparable to Bane and we all saw how that turned out.
It turned out quite well. I let you guys waste tons of pages with rehashed arguments while I beta tested star wars.

You let us? As if you could contribute anything worthwhile that is.

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Originally posted by Nephthys
You let us? As if you could contribute anything worthwhile that is.

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I didn't need to. I made better use of my time.

There is no better use of time than pwning fanboys.

Plus since I'm the only one who debates anymore I teh winner of KMC. I am simply the best there is.

Originally posted by Nephthys
There is no better use of time than pwning fanboys.

Plus since I'm the only one who debates anymore I teh winner of KMC. I am simply the best there is.

You forget that I am the Sith Emperor to your Darth Malak.

Sure. You can spend 1400 years doing jack shit while I conquer half the galaxy in 2.

But you use ships and I can pimpslap you into oblivion.

Also, I keep your master in a cell, *****.

I spent time alone in a cell with Bastila.

excellent

But you wear a purple cape and a skintight jumpsuit, so you're not fooling anyone.

Also, she wasted no time in jumping on Revan.

... Who I dominated in combat that one time.

Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I'm gay.

And then you spent 300 years with a psychic bond with him. He watched you wank!

... Yeah, but his girlfriend had to watch too.

Niiiiiiiiice.

*Bows*

Thank you.

... I'm not getting any homework done tonight, thanks.

You have homework?

Yeah, still working on it. The need to post on KMC... overwhelming.

Aren't you 29? Grad school?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Aren't you 29? Grad school?

Unfortunately not. I quite school to work full time for six years, so now that I'm going back, I'm still one semester away from an Associate's. It's very discouraging to be so far behind, but I'm still determined to finish.

If you're this intelligent without an education, I can only shake my head at what they're teaching in school these days.

What are you taking?