Thor VS Wolverine (With No Super Powers)

Started by Blight12 pages

Everyone knows Thor's prime consumption is beer... obviously there is fat in there.

[edit] Or I guess Mead.

That's settled then! Rather than a fighting contest, it's now a drinking contest!

There's comic book humans Thor's size, right?

In height or weight? Kingpin must weigh close..

Prob not height, because of his Asgardian physiology. But scaled to human terms? Sure.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
This is what I was arguing to be the case on average, art wise.

Srank feels if they were humanized there would be only 40-50 lbs weight difference however. That's still big, but considering its 5'3" vs 6'6", that's not a huge difference.

Judging by scans where they are basically shown side by side, there is no way that the difference is only 50lbs.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That's settled then! Rather than a fighting contest, it's now a drinking contest!

Logan's size would CRIPPLE his ass in a drinking contest (without Healing factor).

It would be spite ✅

Especially since Thor still have his drinking feats from mythology intact, like the famous contest when he was tricked into drinking from a barrel that never emptied, but managed to cause a dip in the world's oceans.

Wolverine would lose this Thor looked way more powerful in his film.

Logan has tons of MA knowledge, experience, etc.

But without the healing factor amping his stats and fatigue resistance, Thor is just too damn big, too damn built and isn't some inexperienced buffoon when it comes to fighting .

Thor wins 8/10 assuming Logan can get a few wins with grappling and pressure points. Thor would taken this to 9 but he's thousand or hundred years of experience would mostly be based on weapon-based combat moreso than h2h.

Originally posted by Blight
Logan's size would CRIPPLE his ass in a drinking contest (without Healing factor).

It would be spite ✅

😱 😂 😛 😂 😆

Originally posted by Blight
Logan's size would CRIPPLE his ass in a drinking contest (without Healing factor).

It would be spite ✅

Tell that to my drunken uncle and all the family events he's ruined! 😠

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Tell that to my drunken uncle and all the family events he's ruined! 😠
yep, there are small guys who can drink like hell...its about developing a tolerance

Originally posted by Starscream M
yep, there are small guys who can drink like hell...its about developing a tolerance

Both have drank a lot.... But a 5 foot 4 guy with a tolerance has nothing on a 7 foot guy with a tolerance...

Originally posted by abhilegend
And what he does is retcon his origin every year.

* more like his skills... 😛

Logan has never really dealt with truest drinking alcohol. Any scarring of the liver is healed by his healing factor...

In fact he'd be walking into a drinking competition as if he was a newbie! Logan gets drunk under the table!!!

In a fight Logan wins. He calls a contact in madripor who drops sends a snipe after Thor.

Originally posted by Blight
Both have drank a lot.... But a 5 foot 4 guy with a tolerance has nothing on a 7 foot guy with a tolerance...

Yeah, size does matter.

This one amusing scene from Fist of the Blue Sky had this mobster thug in a meeting with his boss, and his boss brought out these thimble sized glasses. The thug brags he drinks liquor by the bottle, and says he'll need three refills to be satisfied.. So his boss fills the glass to the brim, rises out of his seat, keeps rising until he towers over his underling, reaches across the table and the glass grows from thimble size to oilcan size. The thugs boss was a giant, and he didn't realize it because of how long the table was and a trick of perspective.

So his boss forced him to drink it all, and laughed when he died of alcohol poisoning. 😄

Does Thor's natural super strength count as a power?

Because if so, he still brutally rapes Wolverine

Originally posted by Dum Dum Dugan
your kidding me right? Wolverine feats put him on completely a different level in terms of skill.............

* yeah, i'm kidding when i say - Logan may have several years or even decades of experience in combat... but it's practically nothing when it will be compared to Thor's eons of combat experience... just my two cents...

Originally posted by wildernesss
lol, you're kidding right? for all of thor's much vaunted eons of combat experience, his actual on panel course of action 99% of the time is to smash his opponent with his hammer or brawl in a crude & incredibly simplistice manner; when that fails, he often relies on his hammer's more esoteric abilities. he hardly ever, ever demonstrates any kind of advanced fighting or ma skills outside of rare sparring panels which aren't reflected by his current combative behaviour whatsoever; if anything, those skills would rationally atrophy since their almost never applied to actual combat.

* then, my good friend, you don't know Thor...

Thor is a superbly skilled warrior trained in the arts of war with over countless eons of combat experience. He is a skilled marksman, and is proficient in all areas of combat including hand-to-hand and is skilled in the use of all Ancient European weapons specializing in swordsmanship and hammer throwing. Thor's martial methods may have been influenced by the fighting arts of the Vikings, Celts, Saxons, and Germanic tribes of ancient Europe. He is known to be very cunning and intuitive in battles and wars having stalemated Captain America in martial combat and defeat Grog the God Crusher, while powerless and mortal with only his melee skills. Thor is one of the most skilled fighters to ever walk the Earth.

http://marvel.wikia.com/Thor_%28Thor_Odinson%29

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Does Thor's natural super strength count as a power?

Because if so, he still brutally rapes Wolverine

For this thread, I think it does. Thor's physical advantage is bad enough without adding in Asgardian stats, and defeats the spirit of the thread.