Partner VS Partner thread

Started by Sadako of Girth6 pages

ET has the reach and in the updated version, the manuverability to stuff Elliot's bat where the sun doesn't shine...he can fly too.

Sloth Vs Chunk

Sloth snaps Chunk in half after he runs out of Baby Ruths and runs his mouth. 😂

Maxwell Smart VS Adent 99. Don Adams /Barbara Feldon.

Maxwell. 99's a little too perfect to engage in this type of "silly" hand to hand contest. She'd probably call it out as being too Alpha Male and refuse to take part... Smart wins by forfeit.

Wat [Alan Tudyk] vs. Geoffrey Chaucer [Paul Bettany] from "A Knight's Tale."

ETA

Wat

Sarah Connor in T2, vs Kyle Reese in T1

Oh, Sarah Connor. I think she has to work harder at the "playing it normal and being tough to everything," because she has a baby and has to watch out for two people.
I think that would also make her a lot more ruthless, more shoot first and ask questions later, because if someone finds her kid who 'knows'... well, let's just say that mother instinct can really be a mother******.

Baloo [the bear] vs. Bagheera [the panther] from "Disney's The Jungle Book." animated.

Baloo

Stan vs Wendy (South Park)

Wendy shows Stan her hooha and Stan vomits uncontrollably as she knocks him out.

Del Griffith (Candy) and Neal Page (Martin) from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

Page, unless Del sits on him.

Andy Vs Red (Shawshank shank-off)

Andy. He seemed more hardened when he had to fight off the Sisters.

Captain Picard and William Riker. H2H on the bridge of the Enterprise.

Number One gets beat up, go Jean-Luc 😄

Tony Stark v. James "Rhodey" Rhodes(1st Iron Man film for both)

both are stone drunk, fight in steel cage to the death

Rhodey wins, he has military training. Stark learns to fight from Cap and they haven't met yet.

Selene VS Michael. Underworld.

Selene

Peter Venkman Vs Winston Zeddemore

Venkman can bullshit his way out of or into anything.

Norman Bates [Anthony Perkins] "Psycho" v
Patrick Bates [Christian Bale] "American Psycho" [a kind of reboot/sequel/relation of "Psycho."]

Bateman. Especially when Chain Saw, Axe or Tube/nailgun/cheese/starved rat equipped..

Bill Vs Ted

Ted. Oh, er, dude.

Rudolf vs Santa =3

Santa.

Mikey and Mouth from The Goonies.

Oh, Mouth, definitely. That was Corey Feldman, right? And Mikey Sean Astin?

Snow White v. The Dwarves.

the dwarves gang up on her so they all win 😂 😄 😛 😄

Steve Rogers(pre SSS) v. James "Bucky" Barnes (both from Cap: 1st Avenger) both enter an american idol singing contest and must sing every Lady Gaga song, who is the victor?

Bucky was a hit with the ladies and had more charisma.

Chad Wagner VS Alex Wagner. The twin Van Damme bros from Double Impact.