Partner VS Partner thread

The angry one with the hot wife.

Grandpa Joe and Charlie Bucket from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Despite massive arthritis, Evil Charlie FTW

Turner Vs Hooch

If Turner is armed, Turner.
Otherwise Hooch pins him to the ground with its jaws clamped around his throat. Turner wobbles with fear as Hooch chows down. Blood flies everywhere as Hooch rises and spits Turners neck on the ground then howls to the moon.

John Gustafson VS Max Goldman. Grumpy Old Men.

Walter Mathau is a god. Goldman wins.

Vivian Ward and her friend Kit, the two whores from Pretty Woman.

Vivian contracts a life ending disease from Goldman.
Goldman wins (eventually).

Maverick Vs Iceman

Iceman beats Maverick until he joins the Gay Team.
At the end of the messy ordeal they stare at each other lovingly and say simultaneously.
"YOU CAN RIDE MY TAIL ANYTIME!" cue end credits.

Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) VS Sydney Fife (Jason Segel). I Love You Man.

Sydney Fife, man.

The Fiddler v The Roof

The Roof Pawns all like it did with Rod Hull.

Hannibal Vs Lucy (Hannibal Brooks)