Originally posted by TheHulk
He said my parents don't love me....i have every right to mention something to his parents,i'll apologize if he apologize too.
Anger management boy, obviously what I said was a joke. No need to apologize to me, unless you want to explain why you called me a jerk in the first place.
Cyclops could BFR WWH. crouching as low as he can, he could deliver a full power optic blast at rising angle of about 30-45 degrees and send hulk flying.
His optic blast is supposedly a concussive force not some heat vision laser shit. Sure, Hulk could probably walk through it if fired horizontally, but with a rising angle, Hulk's feet wont be able to grip the ground to resist it which would send Hulk flying away for the BFR.
This should give the X-men the time needed to run away.
There's still no way Hulk can beat a phased Shadowcat, let alone a entire X team being phased by Kitty while using their own powers at the same time. No matter how you look at it, there really is no way Hulk can touch Kitty. When they were fighting Hulk, Kitty was taken out because she got distracted and that's the only way the writers could think of on how to take out Kitty.
Originally posted by psy_bladeor, she was under the impression the fight was over and needed consoling for what she was forced to do, little did she know hulk is more durable than the concrete he was phased into and... blam
There's still no way Hulk can beat a phased Shadowcat, let alone a entire X team being phased by Kitty while using their own powers at the same time. No matter how you look at it, there really is no way Hulk can touch Kitty. When they were fighting Hulk, Kitty was taken out because she got distracted and that's the only way the writers could think of on how to take out Kitty.
even if his entire body was submerged, the fact that he overcame the grey gargoyle transforming his entire body into stone in grey hulk form shits on that.
Originally posted by psy_blade
Not if Kitty phases the team the whole time. Then they take their time chatting amongst themselves, formulating plans while sipping tea under the warm sun.
correction, if the X-men actually try and attempt to actually engage in combat with Hulk (as opposed to hiding, running away etc) Hulk wins.
Plan 1 - Colossus would only be there as big shiny bait. Hulk would swing his fist towards him - only there's a portal where Piotr's face used to be. It travels up his arm, then shuts close. Hulk has lost his left arm.
He tries with his right. Same result. He now has no arms.
He lifts his leg up to stamp on the ground. Another portal. He now has no legs.
Hope then takes Colossus' powers, and Elixir's powers. Runs up to Hulk, rolls him onto his front with his head in the sea (am assuming it takes place on the beach). Pins him there with little effort and cancels out his healing factor.
Dr Nemesis comes up. Unloads both his guns into the Hulk. Infects the Hulk with cancers, Ebola, Aids, leprosy, the Plague, and the common cold lol. Leaves.
Magneto erects a forcefield around Hope and Hulk. All Hulk can do now is spit infected blood lol, but thanks to the field and Colossus' powers, nobody is infected.
He then gets pinned for the count. Plan 1, complete. Cyclops goes for a beer.
Plan 2 - MAgik opens a portal above Hulk, Namor, Colossaunaut and Hope channelling both Colossus' and Namor's strength and Elixir's power drops out. All three of them hold Hulk down, backed up by Magneto controlling his nervous system (like he's doing with the Celestial right now). I'm not saying that any one of them alone can hold him, I'm saying ALL of them combined, can hold him down for a minute or so. Then, whilst his healing factor is weakened, Namor snaps his neck. Cyclops has a beer.
Plan 3 - Magneto controls Colossonaut like a giant hypersonic wrecking ball.
Plan 4 - Magik attacks his soul with her soul sword. Whilst in the real world, the others attack his physical body.
Plan 5 - Magik travels back in time, phucks him up big time.
Plan 6 - Hope takes Nightcrawler, Elixir, Rockslide and Gambit's powers. And maybe Colossus' powers, for durability. Ports around the Hulk, hugging him and charging her own body up, blowing his limbs off whilst simultaneously negating the healing factor. Cyclops is getting seriously drunk by now.
Plan 7 - Cyclops grabs the Muramasa blade. Gives it to MAgneto to control. Magneto gets to have a little fun. For giggles, Dr Nemesis grabs a sniper rifle and further overloads Hulk's healing factor with diseases.