Black Tooth Grin

I'm so sorry T, won't happen again.

good ermmnone

haermmando, it makes me haermm at the pictures you love on instagram

I love the suicide girls. creepermm

They remind me of girls I've ****ed in past lives

You need to catch up to your past lives.

it's a lot of ****ing past lives

i wonder if i ****ed a hippie in 1960s san fran

that would be alright

You're only born once a century

That's a shitty rule and I need a citation

I'll talk to the big guy upstairs, see if he'll make an exception

give him a high five

He loves those.

Though sometimes he moves his hand and says, snooze you lose.

Yes, I can see god doing that exactly

Real practical joker he is.

Yeah his nickname was "gawd" in high school because that's what people said when he pranked them

😐

Please give me a pity haermm

Pity haermm

aw chipmunk

Stop being gay near me.