Black Tooth Grin

What the ****

You ever notice how much old people curse?

No, I'm only 20.

What does you being 20 have to do with noticing old people curse?

I don't spend time with old people. ermmnone

Its like I'm talking to a retarded wall.

Old is like 25

You're almost there.

I'm 5 years off gramps

No, you're 4 years and a few months off.

df

Maybe you'll die before you start to wither

What if I become famous and need to hire a photographer for photographs of me because I'm famous?

I could hire 2D jockey

Yeah dude, that could totally happen.

Just wait ***

Why you calling me names *****, I was agreeing with you?

Be nicer about it next time

Kiss my ass

I'll get ziggler to slap your ass and demand a tip

That sounded super gay.