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costanza

I want to belong to one of those bourgeois clubs that only the rich are members of.

that's called the barker club

nigga you high? crackers

the love club

I want one of those skull rings.

A mood ring that's stuck in the "i'm mad" phase

I've had one of those, a real expensive one. It was always on black, and I'm like wtf? So I give it to my girlfriend at the time and about ten seconds after putting it on, it turns to the happy color.

I was like doh.

perhaps you are depressed like me

I was a moody teen.

The 80s were a rough time

I was a teen in the late 90's.

bg be real

I'm always real.

I was a teenager in the 00s

So.

So you're a grandpa

No.

You're 29 right

I'm 31 dumbass.